Michael Bageya
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Millennials are shocked that Gen Zs aren’t looking for jobs anymore, they’re looking for money! Hehe
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There is always that one person in DM black mailing you to follow them back ,they just write follow back ,no greeting ,no hi ,just that 😂
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@Mutumyco @KibazoPeter We shall enjoy the returns after especially Total E&P has got back its money.
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People should understand that we have borrowed alot against the oil. So those debts will be cleared before the country starts realising profits
@KibazoPeter
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Men, stop asking for sex on the first date if you don’t want women asking for money 🤗.
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@kyeruphiona Some women think we don't know what they go through. That behaviour ended in primary
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I'm not a man, but any man who sees this and throws a tantrum is a massive red flag.
The Charity Guy@roxie_ug
Men only, what would you do if your girlfriend did this to your car after getting her periods?
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@kyeruphiona Should I also apply?? 🤔 oba bya ba high level
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Zari has just broken up with Shakib but I believe the applications she has got in her DM after this break up are in millions 😂
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Let my toddler out of his stroller the other day since town is pedestrian-friendly. He’s running ahead, when I spot a lady with two massive dogs.
Naturally, I grab his hand to pull him away. You don’t know anonymous dogs or how they’ll react to a kid.
The owner looks at me, turns to her dog, and says: "Sorry Britney, not everyone is friendly or wants to play."
I was stunned. Am I supposed to risk my child's safety so Britney doesn't get her feelings hurt? The side-eye I gave her... some dog owners are completely detached from reality🙌
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@DeeSandy20 @CarolPrim3 Something about your eyes, not like Carol's 🤣
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@DeeSandy20 Madam, at that time, some people are just getting to bed.
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@DeeSandy20 @genoeric1 Apart from a few complicated cases. It's supposed to be natural and "enjoyable"
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Push me back in please😌
DeeDi@DeeSandy20
You push a whole human being through your vagina and a mf asks you what you bring to the table 😂😂😂😂
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@CynthiaZalwango Now, doctor, you have also joined the brief message crew. 😀
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@mildredtuhaise @FrankTumwebazek Soon, I will be popping in for the oranges, seedlings.
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Yiiii minister wampiseeko e Matugga. Next will be waiting for you to pass by @FrankTumwebazek .
Frank K Tumwebaze,MP: Isaiah 41: 11@FrankTumwebazek
Visited this afternoon Tripple J Agro farm in Bombo. Its an 80 acre dairy farm with 140 dairy animals indoors ( zero grazing). They are powering their operations 100% with Bio-gas from the animal waste. Its zero waste for them. They are also processing yogurt and gradually going into pasteurized and powdered milk. Excited to see commercial farmers investing and developing whole value chains on farm and therefore creating Jobs! Our strategy as government in the next 5 years is to ensure that all clusters of farmers ( small, medium & large ) get supported to fully produce with added value. PDM interventions will be scaled up to support more small holders while favorable ( low or no interest) credit facilities will be rolled-out through UDB and other government banks to support the medium and large scale clusters. This is how the agriculture sector will create more jobs and contribute substantially to the 10 fold growth strategy of the economy and be able to sustain the agro-industries.
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