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If I wrote my own tweets, what would I need the rest of you fuckers for?

@SenJohnKennedy gods I hope you lose your seat

No matter what issue you look at—inflation, energy bills, COVID, crime, the border, Afghanistan, or even baby formula—American life under the Biden admin has been 21 months of misery and vexation.

Today's gender is impatient and optimistic.

@EuphoriTori Women are the best

Misogyny check. Let your phone complete the sentence "Women are..."

So tomorrow is Monday again? I can't keep living like this.

I'm hungry. But I don't want that.

@SenJohnKennedy Fuel prices are up worldwide

It’s not exactly a news flash that Pres. Biden’s war on fossil fuels is raising prices across the board for Louisianians.

@ACTBrigitte Makes sense because you're a fascist too

I would take Giorgia Meloni over Joe Biden ANY DAY.

I often ruin conversations by participating in them.

have you guys ever been jealous of bread? cos-

How am I stressing and not giving a shit at the same time

@itskathryndunn Still being mean girl to Taylor

that was super shady of ameerah idc #bb24

@ACTBrigitte more crimes, you mean

It took Donald Trump 24 hours as President to accomplish more than Joe Biden has in his entire life.