mitchfatel

Come and get it....bitches 😈 #standupcomedian #funny #special

@FreeGrass69 @neiltyson 10% of Americans still believe a man can magically become a woman. They all vote Democrat.

@neiltyson 40% of Americans still believe in creationism. They all vote Republican.

Every machine in a Hospital that diagnoses your body without cutting you open is based on a principle of Physics, discovered by a Physicist who had no interest in Medicine. If you think the world doesn’t need Basic Science, or that somehow Science has failed you, think again.

@DisavowTrump20 If you do, remind me who I am.

@BenjaminPDixon @MattWalshBlog Jesus dude take the L, when you keep writing back trying to one up someone who just destroyed you, you clearly show you are the kid who leaves with the ball because they are losing the game.

@MattWalshBlog Did that strike a nerve. Your recent work isn't really resonating these days. But maybe you can rage rage rage your way back into relevance. Yawn

I cannot “unite” with the Left because they want me dead. They will spit on my grave when I die and laugh in the faces of my wife and children. There can be no unity with such people. But I will unite with anyone on the Right. I hereby discard any grudge or personal feud I may have had with anyone on my side. Maybe we will pick up those arguments some time in the future. Now we have to stand together.

To any sicko who calls Tyler Robinson a hero, know not only did he ruin Charlie's family, he destroyed his own family. His parents will now live in constant pain and infamy as they watch helplessly as their first son is tortured in prison then put to death. He is a coward.

@ShadowofEzra Those chopsticks will be the smallest thing getting rammed into his ass in a few months.

Tyler Robinson is pictured here having lunch with his father before leaving for college. Years later, his father would turn him in to the authorities for the murder of Charlie Kirk. What went wrong?

@ArsenicJulep @StephenKing Let's be pen pals :)

@mitchfatel @StephenKing Hundreds of organizations started because someone died and their relatives didn’t want anyone else to suffer like they did. Mothers Against Drunk Driving was started by grieving parents as was Sandy Hook Promise. The agenda is “No political violence.” Can you not get behind that?

The motivation of the man who shot Charlie Kirk isn't clear (although he's probably mentally unstable--duh). What is clear is it was another example of American gun violence.

@ArsenicJulep @StephenKing It's using someones death to push an agenda silly goose, if that doesn't make sense to you, then you are senseless 😗

@mitchfatel @StephenKing Huh? Saying that gun violence is bad is “evil”? Make this make sense!

@monkyspunk Thanks John!

@mitchfatel You're a clown 🤡😂

@PBariteau Sooooo....I guess you're just going to keep making believe you don't have a monster on your staff?

Naples students at the 2024 NYSSMA Zone 15 Junior High Area All-State #naplescsd

@WeriBomb @Phillies That's how it's done, and he has a lot more than a ball now, he has that story and video for life and Karen has hers now, god bless her, hope it was worth the infamy, all for a stupid fucking ball.

Going home with a signed bat from Bader

Holy shit Chicago Sky coach Tyler Marsh was ejected from the game!! Said no one ever.

@jordangarnett Why do these players like you so much??? 🤔

One last game before I hit the road tomorrow for the “I’m Very Funny” Tour. @mitchfatel , I got a ball just for you. A few children were trampled, but it was worth it. One was in a wheelchair, so it wasn’t an easy catch. #MiamiMarlins #GoFish #TheImVeryFunnyTour ⚾️🎤

@jordangarnett Fake news. Never met the man.

I'm gonna keep this short. When I was in middle school, I got my iPod shuffle taken away for letting my classmates listen to @mitchfatel comedy albums. Almost 22 years later, I am going on a nationwide tour with a man I idolized as a child. A childhood dream is now reality. 🔫🪫

@nataliegwinters You were so beautifully eloquent and concise on the whatever podcast regarding only fans and the commodification of women it got me emotional LOL. Just wanted to thank you for passing on that message to young people ❤️

And on the first day Satan created the snooze button. And it was bad, it was very bad.

@OnlyBangersEth He's a better man than me, I would have groped her but I wasn't raised right.

Bro thought this corporate softball game was the World Series

@Alphafox78 ...likely to also wrap a salmon colored sweatshirt around your neck.

If you eat a banana like this, you are _____!

@unlimited_ls God, they're so adorable at that age.

NEW: Three young Astronauts — two in pajamas — caught stealing and threatening workers at Dallas Walgreens after employees lock doors to trap them inside

@clownworld She's dressed appropriately to sit on my face ❤️