Marshall Spradling

I was walking on the beach when I came across this naturally occurring shell formation. Hope I don’t get sued for it. 🐚 Do not stop talking about Epstein. Do not stop talking about Epstein.

I mean, I'm not an expert on dictators or anything but...

Washed up LOSER Kid Rock briefing military leaders on the Strait of Hormuz. The Trump regime isn’t serious. The Trump regime is a fucking dysfunctional circus of assorted MAGA freaks and geeks.

IN HONOR OF CALIFORNIA’S 175TH ANNIVERSARY, WE WILL BE ROLLING OUT A VERY SPECIAL DRIVER’S LICENSE FOR EVERY CALIFORNIAN THIS SUMMER! IT WILL FEATURE A HANDSOME, HIGH-QUALITY PHOTO OF ME, GAVIN C. NEWSOM. MANY PEOPLE ARE SAYING IT’S THE BEST LICENSE EVER MADE IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD. THIS IS ABOUT CELEBRATING OUR BEAUTIFUL STATE (IT IS NOT ABOUT ME, DESPITE THE VERY HANDSOME PHOTO!). ENJOY! — GOVERNOR GCN

8647. I mean it in the same way James Comey did.

Hey tough guy, remember when you fell like a sack of shit as security ushered you out of the WHCD event a couple of days ago? Nobody takes you seriously, you fat fuck.

So let me get this straight: in Trump’s America, a guy can post a picture of seashells that spell out "8647” and get indicted for threatening, while a guy who fires a bullet in the head of a protester at point blank range gets a pass? What a fucked up country.

When can we expect the indictment?

hey do you guys think I need a lawyer

@w_terrence Your Flatulent Fuhrer pedo cult leader joked about Jill Biden becoming a widow. Did you say anything when he posted the image below? Until you can muster the intestinal fortitude to criticize him you will never be taken seriously.

TWO KINGS. 👑

8647 Pass it on.

Old enough to remember when Trump posted this. Maybe somebody should tell Melania.

The craziest part about Donald Trump putting his face on US Passports is that he raped kids with Jeffrey Epstein

AM I THE ONLY ONE THAT FINDS IT FUCKING INSANE THAT THE MAJORITY OF THE US GOVERNMENT IS ACTUALLY TRYING TO PUNISH A COMEDIAN FOR TELLING A JOKE, BUT NOT THE PRESIDENT FOR TERRORIZING THE WORLD AND THREATENING TO DEMOLISH AN ENTIRE CIVILIZATION 🤷 RIDICULOUS 🤡

We live in a world where Trump can post this, but James Comey apparently gets indicted for laying out some seashells saying 8647 and then apologizing and deleting the image.

Dear @WhiteHouse: Where’s the agent’s mask? And is the agent comforting a kid that was just separated from his parents?

Imagine calling Renee Good and Alex Pretti “domestic terrorists” and calling immigrants “animals” then turning around and telling people they need to “tone down their rhetoric.”

Every day, every fricking day, it’s something new with this narcissistic wannabe dictator.

Piss off, @mitchellvii, you rapist-loving coward.