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Your draft system vs the draft system she told you not to worry about. Clean ya damn draft beer lines ya nasty bitches

@jamesfooker1 I put the faucets back on to flush the system. Because I have a can. And leaving the faucets off while hooking up kegs would be a mess. Anything else?

@moarhops u dont i see the pic

Clean ya damn beer lines, every two weeks, even tho it's the Euro and you're busy as shit and selling a shit ton of beer, clean ya damn beer lines

@jamesfooker1 I do. We don't have a pump, just a can. So I pack the lines with caustic/acid then pull the faucets off to clean before flushing everything.

@moarhops nice pic but why didnt u pull the nozzels of when u cleaning the lines ?

@jamesfooker1 *slow jerking off motion*

@moarhops take your nozzel off do it propley if u going to advitise you doing them

@rickyspanish508 Yup, should be on for a few more days

@moarhops Got any a that parabola still? Was gonna put the Chappelle crackhead meme with this but I’m lazy

@PaulPeach_ Saying kegs are an economy of scale yet failing to understand 2000 bbl/yr vs 450,000,000 bbl/yr is big brain energy

@moarhops the random shit that pops up on my page

@CansPgh No joke, that's literally what it is

@moarhops Is that a hockey reference? I don't watch the hockey matches... 🤷‍♀️

JFC. WTF is the NBA Cup. Please explain it to me like I am five.

do you think when someone gets kicked out of slipknot they're happy because they can finally get their keg deposit back

@OlympicTavern Same boat over here, took 80 days for a keg to travel 20 blocks over & everyone involved just shrugged and said $40 markup

Remember when distributors actually used to add value to the supplier/buyer relationship instead of just .... shipping logistics and exorbitant delivery fees? One of our beer distros is about to upset a lot of suppliers I've worked with for a long time. Like, 9 suppliers.

Sick, I was just starting to miss getting 30 texts a day

@CansPgh He's a fuckin lizard person

So that worm that was in RFKjr's brain has clearly made its way down to his throat, cause homie talks like he's gargling a box of fucking rocks...

@moarhops It’s 9am!

@DrSinBin Gonna try running a restaurant "WFH", see how that goes

@moarhops My office [large downtown employer] told everyone to stay home if they could today and tomorrow

They convinced all yinz that traffic was going to be so cataclysmic that now there's no traffic at all

@jubby72 At creating panic? Yeah man, they're killing it

@moarhops So they did a good job ?

@BastardBeardDan @fyeahdinosaurs @carrieunderwood Asking the important questions

@fyeahdinosaurs @carrieunderwood What dinosaur do you think she’d prefer to get eaten by?

I've personally been waiting all day for Sunday night, @carrieunderwood

@thnghtlghts Saw them 2007-2008? Do Make Say Think opened and was part of the collective at the time, unbelievable wall of sound