Jerry Callo

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A giant anteater can cripple a jaguar with one swipe, yet it plays like a kitten

@katexbt What's special about this? They have this all over America too. Urban constructs in rural areas. Nothing to write home about. I'd much rather go to the spectacle cities.

Pretty much every smaller city in Japan has something like this. 99% of you people visiting will never find it because you have been brainwashed into doing Osaka-Kyoto-Tokyo like everyone else.

does anyone have that one video of the lady driving at night and going "la la la la la" before she gets fucking blinded by LED headlights and she starts screaming and then when the car drives off she goes back to going "la la la la la" ive been thinking about this video all day

Accurate

Highschool in 2006

@sw_holocron @empiremagazine Jar Jar Binks not even on the list, the whole thing is fixed

The 50 Greatest Star Wars Characters Of All Time, updated ranking by @empiremagazine 50. Asajj Ventress 49. Neel 48. K-2SO 47. Holdo 46. Admiral Ackbar 45. Babu Frik 44. Rex 43. Kanan Jarrus 42. Thrawn 41. Grievous 40. Rose Tico 39. Moff Gideon 38. Ezra Bridger 37. Baylan Skoll 36. Mace Windu 35. Syril Karn 34. Qui-Gon Jinn 33. Sol 32. Kino Loy 31. Chopper 30. Dedra Meero 29. The Stranger 28. Padmé 27. Tarkin 26. Boba Fett 25. Jabba the Hutt 24. Finn 23. C-3PO 22. Poe Dameron 21. Mon Mothma 20. Maul 19. BB-8 18. Ahsoka Tano 17. Lando Calrissian 16. Din Djarin 15. Palpatine 14. Grogu 13. Anakin Skywalker 12. R2-D2 11. Cassian Andor 10. Rey 9. Obi-Wan Kenobi 8. Chewbacca 7. Kylo Ren 6. Luthen Rael 5. Yoda 4. Leia 3. Luke Skywalker 2. Darth Vader 1. Han Solo

@GeeksGamersCom These are not the movies you’re looking for

I can’t hear anyone talk about Star Wars Day anymore without thinking about this video:

The Braves don't care if you don't care if you have the best record in baseball.

Decatur, Atlanta, Buckhead

For many reasons, I hope nothing ever happens to my wife and I’m forced back into the dating scene. But if I were, I imagine it going something like this.

Coulda been us you stupid fucking bitch

Imagine kalling your plug & Baton Rouge PD answer tha phone😳😳🤣😭

TRADE OFFER: The Saints receive: a new tight end This dog receives: a comfy spot on the couch

The first deputy on scene at a Colorado house fire kicked the door open in one shot after a bystander said, “That thing won’t open.” He then found a dog hiding under a trampoline in the backyard and saved it.

15-year-old girl was body slammed in NYC because she wouldn't give this 14-year-old boy her phone number. Deeply upsetting to see.

@PopCrave “I’ll buy ‘em for ya kids” (me, in 50 years, to a bunch of 40 year olds)

The slow motion makes it hilarious. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂

@JustBB_Media The curses in effect

This is the still the craziest thing I’ve ever seen on a baseball diamond.