bumper bowie🏔️

She Bang on my Kok Thai I Land

serving static calm that down mama

i cannot believe i actually just had a porter martone themed vacation with 3 of my friends and 2 of them don’t watch hockey

@chefbriere porter martone themed vacation😭😭😭

@fockeytalk @vladarism i mean I think once our center situation improves he’ll play bottom 6 and it’ll be fine, but also I don’t like how long they extended him for after half of an outlier good season at his age, or how much money they’re giving him if he’s gonna end up bottom 6 and produce a lot less

kill christian dvorak please let porter martone keep his number I am not playing these games

@vladarism I mean he’s fine and a lot of my hatred doesn’t really have a good reason but that’s the actual logical explanation

@vladarism I think they used poor judgement and extended him quickly just because they had an immediate need for centers and he doesn’t really have a place on a cup contending version of the flyers and would be bottom 6 on most playoff teams and is outperforming only bc of his line mates

@maddygrahaml well that is definitely true

@mounteeev you could never compete with the stuff that comes out of sharkstwt

I am always hesitant when I hockey tweet bc I’m scared someone is going to reply wrong! bad, bad opinion! stupid little girl! you are not a knower of puck! your soul is black and brain is small!

@tonyescargot all I strive for in this life is tony escargot’s approval🥹

@mounteeev Tony loves it.

TOTTing

@maddygrahaml I mean true. But. They can still bully me

@mounteeev girl no, have you seen th shit men on here tweet?

@vladarism I’ll kill him anyways my hatred for dvo has no bounds

@mounteeev okay wait dont kill him i can give him jersey number ideas

@vladarism EXAAACTLY

@mounteeev i have never related more to a tweet i hold back from tweeting shit so bad bc of that fear

POWER PLAY GOAL!!!! are we goated?

@_katecarr and it did

That “Porter Martone has signed his ELC” announcement tomorrow is gonna hit like crack

@luchbonkey “the point” was piss off everest

I want denver to score a goal so bad he was so close

when porter martone is in philadelphia

@BerryNarukami very very very very good he is the goat and I love him dearly

Hockey oomfs is this good