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@BBCBreakfast re:hotel - 25 or so yrs back i was on a school trip to spain. other half of one of the teachers was kicked out of her room one night about 2am, in a towel. i took him to get a spare key. it took over half an hour. i remember thinkin at the time "that was too easy".

@BBCBreakfast re:quatro - Love Suzi & Alice ^-^

@BBCBreakfast re:babytravel - it has nothing to do with mobiles. people were zoning out in papers an books before. as a disabled person i've had old people and obnoxious mothers literally screaming at me when seated way more than i've had anyone offer me help.

@BBCNews is the politics live advert meant to be ironic?

@BBCBreakfast re:1stjob - technically my first paid job was assisting in a toyshop when i was... 10 maybe? i don't understand how the "professional" didn't suggest doing volunteer work to get something down on the CV. even if its just a charity shop. proof of commitment & a ref.

@bbcnews re:nomorekings - the stupidity of people complaining about DeNiro "using his acting fame for politics" when the clown they're defending is a 3rd rate tv/movie personality who's only fame is from pretending to be a successful businessman for decades. lol

@BBCBreakfast re:seagulls - how has the Dr not pointed out that SEAgulls aren't a species. anyway... going the mustard route, mix wasabi in the mushy peas. yummy and horrific at the same time. ^-^

@BBCBreakfast re:gladiators - the original gladiators were just as friendly as these guys. my dad was their physio for a while. the only grumpy one was wolf who was... "defensive" about his hair. i coincidentally met one of the sky glads as well, and he was lovely too. ^-^

@BBCBreakfast re:whales - i like the dolphin tryin to get out of the way.

@BBCBreakfast re:sculpture - bloody lovely interview. did however sound like bill has talked naga into something interesting tho. LoL

@BBCBreakfast re:metagoogle - i think it's the wrong analogy. i think it's more apt to compare it to online gambling.

@BBCBreakfast re:tatts - breakfast tatts? that's nothing compared to the blue peter badge they brand on their crew ^-^

@BBCBreakfast re:bees - you might not know it but you've been looking at those carnivorous bees all your life. the logo for Lyles Golden Syrup. look closer. it's the corpse of a lion with a beehive in it's torso. ^-^

@BBCBreakfast re:carol - cmon guys, she's not dying. dial it back a little bit.

@BBCBreakfast @TowerOfLondon - i don't really like rose gold but that is beautiful.

@BBCBreakfast re:carol - why does it sound like carol's foreshadowing a bank heist?

@BBCBreakfast re:carol - "Lock her up! Lock her up!" LoL ^-^

@BBCBreakfast re:spottin - HAAAA!!!! i just smushed Trainspotting and Chicago together in my head and got the droogs from Clockwork Orange. LOL!!!

@BBCBreakfast re:spottin - definitely gonna have Lust for Life stuck in my head all week.

@BBCLookNorth re:memorial - i don't think those actually are "nazi swastikas". given the context i'm sure that was the intent, but the vandals are idiots who drew it backwards. you'd expect even if it was just some kids they'd at least google it first. seriously dumb.