Nelson Fields

Me now but in the 80s would been insane

Dudes are starting to figure out how to dress… time to be different, show up to the bar naked 😮‍💨

I just want a big booty baddie that will let me mansplain Star Wars and college football to them 🫠

@EASPORTS why am I losing a game because my internet fails but I’m up 21-7 in the 4th smh

WNBA: “I wish our sport was more popular” *Caitlin Clark makes the sport extremely popular* WNBA: “fuck that bitch”

@cruciblemusic I said what I said 😤

@nelsonfields_ there’s still time to delete this

Making her squirt really be my favorite activity 🤤

The birthday vibes are at an all time low

I be too nice, like stop playing, I’ll kill a mf

@cruciblemusic Its just the whip-it’s

@cruciblemusic Whatever

you don’t know the first thing about mike and ike’s kid @nelsonfields_

Ayo my DoorDash dude out here pleasing mfs for ranch 😭

Another day another nuggets win over the lakers 😮‍💨

Props to Jokic though for not needing 6 tries to get his 1st Finals MVP.

@RealSkipBayless Why the fuck are you talking about the lakers. They got swept. You lame asf

The Lakers obviously would've beaten the Heat.

Using dad’s trophy as drums 🥁 The Jokic family 💕

Opening track vibes

“he a rapist?” “I want some of this”

Feeling murderous

King of my city 👑