Nicki 🫧🪷

Y’all do water toothpaste water then brush right?…

Found out my gym crush got a girl… and she fine af too. now I got two gym crushes 🤗😍

What's something that instantly screams low intelligence??

A girl getting her period does NOT make her an adult !!

No, a mocktail should not cost the same as a cocktail.

If you need religion to be a good person, I am better than you because I am a good person by my own doing. I don’t need a book to tell me how to be kind, caring and considerate, but you do? Yikes

push me lord . I wanna be better🙏🏾🤲🏾

your sister is a serial killer

Being both easily distracted and time blind is really the 1-2 punch of ADHD. “Ooh, let’s just look at this thing for a minute… aaand it’s been 8 hours.”

Rape is the only crime I can think of that's 100% inexcusable. There's absolutely no reason for it ever. In any circumstance. You can murder in self defence, you can steal to help your starving family. Even doing illegal drugs can really help calm people down. But rape doesn't help anyone except the rapisto And it just baffles me to this day the way people will excuse rape with, "Well he/she was drunk." or "What was she wearing?" or "He's a guy though, he probably enjoyed it."it's the one crime that everyone should find inexcusable and yet it's the one that people try to justify the most often.

Why does “intrusive thought” always tell you bad ideas??

My dawg checkin in on me at the function

dont know who needs to hear this but your 25 year old friend should NOT be dating a 17 year old. your 40 year old friend should NOT be dating a 20 year old. age is NOT just a number.

I love overhearing dog owners talking to their dogs eg, I was petting this dog who seemed happy but then suddenly growled at me, so I left As I turned the corner I could hear his owner saying to him reproachfully, "You always do this, Oscar, you drive away all your friends"

i want a little extra favoritism if we’re dating. I want to be treated better than everyone else in your life.

I miss when moments weren’t recorded.... just felt.

meal repeater, outfit repeater, book rereader, movie rewatcher…i love doing things i already know i will enjoy!!!!

10:00 am - anything is possible 2:00 pm - but not today

people really underestimate how peaceful life gets when you come home, get your space right, cook for yourself, shower and stop worrying about everyone else.