☤

you really spiraling into another middle-life crisis, jack. feeling like i should call caleb down here so he can give you one of his pep talks.

. . . sooo?

and the award for best actor in a drama series goes to: jackson abbot.

╱ you’ll fall asleep first. bonus: i made her cry.

i know you wished to be smart like me, old man.

This is just the pep talk I needed and I thank you for it! I’m kicking ass on day shift!

you are not that important.

missed the younger less annoying robinavitch, huh ?

i never know which word is your first. you have like a million in your backlog.

Wordle 1,812 1/6 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 losers. 😎

too talented, abbot.

i’m jewish, not of noble blood.