Nitin (Nicky)

Tumne office jaate ladko ko hawa mein bowling karte dekha hai? Yaa phir chalte huye khaali haathon se batting karte dekha hai? Outside off stump ball ko kaise khelna tha, ye gyaan jatate dekha hai? Ya phir khaali kamron mein India ko jeetate dekha hai? Mein wahi hu jo dukano ke bahar khade khade match dekhta hu, Ghar pr jaake loop mode mein long off, long off, long off wala catch dekhta hu. Almari mein cricket kit nahi, loan aur EMI ki filein fail gayi hai. Ab koi puchta hai na kya khelte ho tum? Toh mein kehta hu ki saala hamare saath toh zindagi khel rahi hai 🥹

@_auspiciousgirl No 🙂‍↔️

I have a question for all Boys- If your mother doesn't like your Girlfriend, Would you still marry her?

@Kiara_X_X1 Because of this 😂

Why are Indians obsessed with Tea so much - morning tea, lunch tea, evening tea and night tea.

@sayu_moonlove America mein ho toh Trump ko bolo ki war bandh karo aur Elon ko bolo ki apni wealth X users mein distribute kar de 😂

Agar kahi ghumne ka mann ho toh Google map par ghum lena Mai khud abhi America main hu Thode der baad Paris ke liye Nikal jaungi😇

@Betu_Bakasur Kyuki pyar se dar lagata hai

@nitinmodi771981 Itni pyari aankho ko scary bolte ho😾

This gentleman wishes you a good morning🌻✨😺

@SuBh1S_22 @Archita_shri08 Congratulations 🎉🥳

Yaah,Happy to see my tweet got featured on a page. Appreciate the support 🥳🙌 Credit : @Archita_shri08❣️

@sayu_moonlove First, I read Sayko

Marathi husbands during Adhikmaas: anything for Bayko 🥰🥰

@oppsspamagain Uncle ko daily morning wala zeher dikha deti toh ye sb sunna nhi padta 😂

Smiled at an elderly uncle out of respect… Now it’s 6.30 AM and I’m getting a full briefing on how his elder son wronged his daughter…why he’s building a new house and what’s happening at the construction site.

@krishnaeyee Yes but without peanuts

Poha: proving that the simplest things are often the best.

@krishnaeyee Yes

Can money solve all problems?

@bhattacharyya_x @PawanTheKiller @ShubhamPathakIN How did you become headache 🤕 for each other 😭

Marathi + Bengali + Gujarati 👀 3 strangers from different states became a headache for each other 😭 @PawanTheKiller @ShubhamPathakIN

@_its_ishani_ Dekhte hi bhukh lag rahi hai

Only Bengali 🇮🇳 food can mog entire Europe . 💀🙏 Crazy how they ruled India for centuries and still couldn't learn how to cook . 😭💀

@Mahiixz Respect & understand my problems

MEN ONLY: Besides sex, what do you want from women ??

@Kiara_X_X1 Then it's good for you for few days

@nitinmodi771981 Or maybe I too wont sleep in night 😅

So today's update from my gym, the guy who looked at me through mirrors yesterday. We exchanged smile today. 🙊

@emo_ananya Same thoughts came in my mind whenever I tried to put extra efforts in a relationship or even friendship but the same efforts didn't come from the other side

I think I'm not meant for love or anything remotely related to it.

@I_am_winterr Thank you 💛✨

@nitinmodi771981 youtu.be/QCXaa1mEUK0?si…

Reply Hii...I will dedicate you a song 😌🎶

@krishnaeyee Cute 🥰

Quote this tweet with your video. ✨

@Betu_Bakasur What happened betu?

I never knew i will cry when i heard ur name now it is running to my heart cause i feel the pain u found the devil in love we found a way why i feel that u with me everywhere i lay Tell me where your heart is Tell me where you keep Tell me where it stays ❤️‍🩹🎶

@dhakadgirl8 Koi baat nhi, mein motu Priyanka ka bhi follower rahunga

yahi sab kha kha kr motu hui jaa rhi hu