a.j. ⚧️🛸

social media isn’t real. u could be top dog on twitter, a loser on instagram, n a creep on snapchat at the same time.

a heterosexual relationship where u both act like gay guys

how the economy feels right now

I should not have to explain "incels don't desire women, they are in a cult committed to relieving the embarrassing, awful need for women that they feel and are are disgusted at themselves for" in 2026. I thought we all knew that.

Being direct with men is funny, he either steps up because he likes you, or disappears completely. Either way, its a win..

jesus fucking christ i forgot how easily men are manipulated by even a morsel of autistic manic pixie dream girl energy. why didn’t i think of this earlier, fuck. unhealed sexual trauma ruins lives

living by the seat of my pants in buttfuck nowhere sending scary sexts to anonymous men for a living is the happiest I’ve been in my adult life

twitter actually needs to bring back voice messages

a woman recommending something to her friend group has a higher conversion rate than your entire paid ads budget

*talking to sharks at shark tank* it’s called Kratom. It’s not pills, it’s dirt. And you can buy it at the vape store. Take three that’s an adderall. Take 15 *pause for dramatic effect* that’s a perky brothers and sisters Mark Cuban: what does it taste like ? Me: Dog Ashes

The problem with extremely online leftists is that they don’t realize that likability and community is part of winning ppl over and not just spamming bastardized AAVE internet slang in Hasan Piker’s chat.

the porn in your twitter bookmarks made my jaw drop