NotAnalytics

What is NotAnalytics? Literally every play is a 23-variable equation (22 players and a ball). A QB completing 70% of his passes on play-action is nice to know, but without knowing routes, pressure, coverage, etc, distilling analysis on that figure is inherently misleading.

“Hur hur this coach is getting fired mid-game!” But for real, has that joke EVER been closer to actually being true than right now?

Unexpected stat of the day: Devon Achane has significantly more production (11.38 ypc) on plays in which Tyreek Hill is NOT on the field. Check it out and slice the data for yourself on Queryball.com! @MyFantasyLeague #NFL #FantasyFootball

Unpopular opinion: I want MORE flags thrown in games. Caveat: I only want them under the pretenses that they are also more frequently picked up. More things reviewed for the most accurate gamecalling is a net positive.

This lineup (not mine) is currently first place and winning $100,000 on @DraftKings $1m play-action. Holy @HoustonTexans Batman.

I heard a rumor that Kyle Pitts called Arthur Smiths dog ugly and only Jonnu Smith came to console him. And like… yeah, that tracks.

ITS LIVE ITS LIVE ITS LIVE ITS LIVE

Tyreek Hill is currently on pace for 2,213 receiving yards this season. Yes, that would be the record. By a lot. #NFL #Dolphins

Maybe I’m the curmudgeon here, but it’s a major pet-peeve when someone uses exclusively nicknames when asking fantasy advice. I’m happy to give my opinion on Justin Jefferson. I don’t have an opinion on jjettas, matty ice, rojo, etc. @MyFantasyLeague #NFL #FantasyFootball

Deshaun Watson isn’t currently suspended (read: banned) from playing football for sexual assault and that’s simply not ok.

Nick Chubb will be off my draft board for forever. I have eyes. I don’t want to draft players that clearly made some kind of deal with the devil.

Here's a list of Broncos players 28+ years old with exactly two years left on their contracts. Bc, you know, it worked out so well when they unnecessarily extended Russell Wilson.. Garrett Bolles Justin Simmons Tim Patrick DJ Jones Samaje Perine Chris Manhertz Riley Dixon

I think the groundskeeper might have just saved a touchdown in Tennessee. #Titans #LACvsTEN #NFL

Understanding that we’re literally only 5 quarters into the season, the number of carries from Tajae Spears in Tennessee makes me reeeaaallly itchy for Derrick Henry’s fantasy value. He’ll be fine I guess, but I don’t like it.

This has been an awesome weekend thus far. We finally cut the edge pieces, but doing this ourselves has been an absolute blast and it’s so exciting to finally almost be done. Really only the stair left to go. 💪 (Before picture included)

Please excuse the "work in progress" UI/UX, but I finally published all of my reports! Fully accessible, no membership or login required. I'd be humbled if you checked it out. queryball.com #FantasyFootball #NFL @MyFantasyLeague

For basically the same money, you can have either Miles Sanders or Matt Gay. So that’s the running back market in a nutshell. #NFL

How much would an ownership endear themselves to the Commanders fanbase if they just rode in and in one fell swoop said: “Hey I’m just going to buy this team from Snyder real quick and also throw a cool $250m in escrow becase we’re bringing in Lamar” #nfl #Commanders

And also he’ll really REALLY have to pee. Probably unrelated.

I think we need a reality show featuring Travis Kelce and George Kittle. I’d watch that.

Ok CBS please stop showing Ossai on the sideline crying now. It was a bad penalty and he knows it we really don’t need to see him sobbing over there.