notkirb_

hi :3

@real_poor_goose @samwcyo ok

@notkirb_ @samwcyo

Asked Claude to root my Xiaomi 17 Pro Max. Did not go well.

@real_poor_goose @samwcyo what are you implying

@notkirb_ @samwcyo bro 😭

@real_poor_goose @samwcyo yeah what about it

@notkirb_ @samwcyo

@kaaaash____ the macbook neo because your question is stupid

If you had to choose a laptop for coding… MacBook Neo or MacBook Air, which one would you choose?

@BajaBlastahhh @hfrpodcast dont we all

@hfrpodcast I like men

The US government quietly purchases 'alien․gov' and 'aliens․gov' domains.

every time this guy posts an animation the furry fandom goes feral

@app_settings mf wasnt even alive when the iphone 6 released

my 11 year old brother and i went to the Apple Store to check out the MacBook Neo and iPhone 17e he saw the iPhone 17e and immediately went “why does it only have one camera? is that like an iPhone 6 or something?” how do you even respond to that 😭

new firefox logo just dropped

@Antonio8378892 @samwcyo still better than ai

@notkirb_ @samwcyo Software to root or jailbreak has always been abysmal dogwater

@Score_78 @samwcyo im not miserable at all actually

@notkirb_ @samwcyo Miserable Twitter niggas when you use ai

@real_poor_goose @samwcyo ok and?

@notkirb_ @samwcyo

@dainlou girls have you even read it?

who the hell is a buying a laptop for its camera

@olyxirtvrn do you color in the heart on the ones you like

no phones in the cell chamber so I printed my timeline before going in

@awsmAsIwannaBe eww

Guys is 17 dating a 17 year old weird? Lmk

@ishtwts don't give them ideas

Startup idea: Ads in terminal Imagine watching an unskipabble 60 seconds ad for running npm install.

@svetdmtryev333 @samwcyo

@notkirb_ @samwcyo yeah go ahead and write a program to root the phone using nothing but your head imbecile

🚨 BREAKING 🚨 We are all lowkey gay

Twitter reloads randomly so much. I think its because its running out of memory?

Hello from a 6 year old underpowered android tablet

Now introducing you to, the forbidden neofetch, from the PS VR2. (thanks to tomoeko)