Glenn Milstead

@islingtongztte Maybe try and find an Islington-based story rather than a Westminster-based one. Big up the borough your paper is meant to serve

This festive season, Southbank will be full of après ski vibe, with two alpine-inspired alfresco dining pop ups. dlvr.it/SxgZjg 👇 Full story

@islingtongztte For goodness sake. I hope Spotify is paying you to advertise their latest offering. Do some actual journalism

As it nears the end of the year, find out when you can expect to receive Spotify Wrapped 2023. dlvr.it/SxWmhh 👇 Full story

@islingtongztte How does this story relate to Islington? It's just an ad for Netflix. Do some journalism

Netflix has announced that a David Beckham documentary series will be released in October this year. dlvr.it/SwLFbc

@islingtongztte Is there a branch of Primark in Islington? This is just reprinting a press release

Primark is adding womenswear to its Click + Collect trial at 57 of its stores with kids' and nursery items already available. dlvr.it/SvlpmX

@BBCStoryWorks Why is The BBC helping to finance non- broadcast infrastructure on the opposite side of the planet? Are they making a programme about it?

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@VinylJack I'll see if I kept a more accurate record somewhere else and report on Monday

@olverine How does that compare to previous years?

#gooseberry update. Total yield for 2023 = 5.923kg. Bushes in the back garden seem to have had some animal/bird nibbling

@VinylJack Well.... looking at my previous gooseberry tweets, I know that we got 11kg in 2021, but can't find a figure for last year and only partial records of other years. I appreciate that this information will not be sufficient for a gooseberry record-keeper like yourself.

The first crop of this year's gooseberries. 3.95kg. 2 bushes picked, 3 more to go. A week later than most years - and bigger than normal; some of considerable size

@islingtongztte How is this an Islington story?

Gladiators is returning to the BBC but two of its stars - Comet and Sabre - won't be taking part after suffering injuries that have left them unable to continue. dlvr.it/SqxbfG

@StuartMaconie I'm not sure if you're aware that Steve Barker only has one more On The Wire left, on Radio Lancashire - May Day bank holiday. He's survived previous attempts to cull the show but this seems to be the final coup de grace

@ThatsTVLancs @ScottBentonMP Hes a tiresome loathsome dullard

"This country should leave the ECHR" @ScottBentonMP is urging the Prime Minister to take necessary steps for the UK to leave the European Convention on Human Rights.

@GuardianDigital I guess they’ve relocated to Morecambe, or there’s really no reason for a Lancaster‘newspaper’ to be tweeting about this

Fawlty Towers to return to BBC after 40 years with John Cleese and daughter Camilla Cleese trib.al/uDyWIgy

@GuardianDigital This tragic story has absolutely NOTHING whatsoever to do with Lancaster, you inadequate ghouls

Epsom College Head Emma Pattison found dead in property on school grounds along with husband and daughter trib.al/7DweaVH

@GuardianDigital This has precisely fuck all to do with Lancaster. I’ve tried to avoid swearing hitherto but this is such an embarrassing piece of twaddle. Do better or just give up

Castle Douglas: Green light for new Aldi supermarket does not mean the end of Scotland's 'food town' – Stephen Jardine trib.al/UJrXDY1

@GuardianDigital The northwest is the second safest in the UK. Why not make THAT the story and keep it local. Feeble work

Top 20 ‘most dangerous roundabouts’ in UK according to data revealed - see where your region ranks trib.al/xf0pns7

@GuardianDigital Both sides packed with Lancaster-born players. Great local story

'Not daunted, more excited' - new-look Scotland U20s ready for England in Six Nations opener trib.al/QVb8FCz

@GuardianDigital He may be globally famous but he’s never forgotten his roots in Lancaster

Oldest dog ever: Bobi the Rafeiro do Alentejo farm dog from Portugal breaks Guinness World Record trib.al/XNys49O

@GuardianDigital Don’t cover world news. You cant even be bothered to find actual local Lancaster stories. Just let us know when it’s hovering over Lancaster

US ‘tracking’ suspected Chinese surveillance balloon last spotted near nuclear missile silo field trib.al/Rglzg5h

@connectNLWA @BootsUK Lush will recycle empty beauty product containers (if you can cope with the aroma). So does Body Shop

Like to be rewarded for recycling? ♻️ Earn advantage card points by taking your empty beauty, health, wellness & dental products along to your nearest participating @BootsUK👉 boots.com/boots-recyclin… Let us know which other retailers are helping to keep our planet beautiful. 🌎