Jonathan Byers Shady Facts

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Did bigmouth seriously just strike again

Anyway, GOOD NIGHT TRISTATE AREA

@6b5hcc2grv “Ukulele singing in Arabic” and it’s 12 fairly basic pop songs. Also there’s more people than just you

@onathanfinalboy Calling me a cupcake because I said you don’t know who you’re a fan of? You don’t it’s odd too cause you seem to listen to a lot of different types of music. Why do you need Taylor to pick up the ukulele singing in Arabic?

I was so hopeful 😭

@alereesee @holytstloasg That’s the point, I’m making fun of those people.

@onathanfinalboy @holytstloasg is not a joke went her haters and even her stupid fans say the same shit too

She really is turning into someone the old her would hate

@sabinee_sabinee I wholeheartedly beileve she can do it

@onathanfinalboy You were expecting Robyn vibes from taylor swift?

@6b5hcc2grv I don’t have a negative perception of taylor I just don’t see her as some deity that can do no wrong. I see the songs as similar in vibe because I based the playlist off the vibe of the tracklist when it first came out, but I don’t like the album because, well, listen to it.

@onathanfinalboy They aren’t but OK then why don’t you like them? Do you think the songs are like your playlist or not? I don’t see these songs that’s way you do because you have a negative perception of Taylor

I look at things like this, and I’m just confused of who they think they’re a fan of it, baffles me

@alice_saww Well good cause this tweet was making fun of people that actually think this because it was a joke

@onathanfinalboy Old her new her both would hate you

@Mamma43265261 I prophesied that wish list was going to be a flop so I put it in its place

@onathanfinalboy I love katy perry but this is how we do?...

@6b5hcc2grv Again half of showgirl is low-key like this (eldest daughter, ruin the friendship, father figure, actually romantic, even title track)

@onathanfinalboy Yeah, and this song are upbeat, but they’re not happy they’re bitter and angry

@6b5hcc2grv Having to wait for the divorce album to hear an album like a play.ist I made, which was mainly filled with upbeat songs?

@onathanfinalboy Lmao yeah sure and I misunderstood I thought you were trying to insinuate what the hell sounded like ttpd I guess you’ll just have to wait for the divorce album so have fun with that

@holytstloasg It’s a fucking joke like Ive said eighty four times

@onathanfinalboy because she MAY have a dog????? good fucking bye

@6b5hcc2grv Red or even lover era taylor would be caught dead writing wish list or wood. Also what version of what the hell by Avril Lavigne, or version of TTPD are you listening to?

@onathanfinalboy This is quite literally not true it’s so similar to the Love songs on red and it’s so similar to the love songs on lover like this girl wrote stay stay stay please be so serious and yes, what the hell is very different than ttpd when’s the last time you heard that song?

@6b5hcc2grv Also it wasnt writing it was more sound based considering again, I based this off max Martins production

@onathanfinalboy None of this writing is anything like she would make especially not now I don’t know how you heard her in a podcast Say this is a complete 180 from tortured poets and you thought she was gonna be doing what the hell by Avril Lavigne I’m sorry it doesn’t make any sense

almost every tweet twitter is showing me now is translated from portuguese #ilovebrazil

🚨 Mitski has surprise-released the music video for "That White Cat"!

@lifeofashow They’re going to get you oomf

she just keeps crossing the line

@cannibalyyysm The concept of he kisses me it feels like medium rare

WOR$T STEAK IN AMERICA 1. SEAR… 2. BEAT UP $TONE$ 3. MEDIUM RARE! 4. CAST IRON 5. BURN 6. BLACK ROCK $TEAKHOUSE 7. YES STONEEE 8. UNKNOWN BUTTER 9. OLD STEAK$ 10. I’M ACTUALLY KINDA RARE 11. $ALT LOSER 12. WHAT IS IT LIKE, TO BE SEARED? 13. *15 SECONDS* 14. ROCK SAUCE.