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@ATRightMovies That spikey headed red and black colored dude LOVES leaving his back fully exposed.

Ewan McGregor has said that Obi‑Wan’s duel with Darth Maul in THE PHANTOM MENACE was slowed down in-camera because the actors were moving too fast for audiences to believe it.

Gave myself a double take in the mirror after playing #re9 Sorry. #residentevilrequiem #residentevil9

@NikTek it is currently the shittiest it will ever be... think about that

I can't believe that Nvidia looked at this "AI on top of games filter" and said to themselves this is the future of gaming. Like it or not, this is where Nvidia is heading and they're calling it neural rendering with DLSS 5. The examples they've showed reminded me a lot of those AI generated filter videos on top of GTA V, except that now it is supposed to run in real-time. Honestly, I don't like this current look at all

I Quit Every "goodbye" video, every kombucha-vibed meltdown, every other moment you thought I, the actor comedian, finally snapped — that was me doing my literal job. I made ten grand off fake breakdowns while you sat in the comments like it was a funeral. That's exactly how broken the YouTube algorithm is. It doesn't reward the best content. It rewards whatever gets your rotting brain to drool for the longest amount of time. This is the uncensored, unedited breakdown of how content really works on this platform, why quality will never beat pure stupidity in the algorithm's eyes, and why I genuinely believe the internet — and the people running it — are shaping wars, politics, and the complete erosion of your ability to think for yourself. Also: age gaps, hypocrisy, karma, why many people who look gross aren't just unlucky, what's happening in my ongoing legal case (which you'll ignore unless it's coming from someone who has zero first hand actual knowledge), and a sincere go-f**k-yourself. Funded by K.C. --- thank you KC for being a normal human among a mass of brainless zombies. ​ #Onision #OnisionSpeaks #YouTubeAlgorithm #YouTubeRant #InternetCulture #ContentCreator #YoutubeHonesty #FakeYoutubers #OnisionPodcast #YouTubeTruth #ViralRant #SocialMediaCritique #OnisionReturns #UnfilteredTruth #YoutubeExposed #CancelCulture #InternetHypocrisy #JoeRogan #AlexJones #BlaireWhite #OnisionLawsuit #RealTalk #Unedited #UncensoredPodcast ​ 0:00 — Goodbye. Farewell. 0:04 — Why clickbait titles are the only reason you click anything anymore 0:26 — Engagement rant. 0:54 — Quality vs. quantity — why that advice is completely wrong on YouTube 1:22 — Paranormal Activity, lemmings, and the algorithm's true incentive 1:59 — The reveal: the meltdown series was 100% intentional performance art — and made $10,000 2:32 — Introducing the format; thank you to K.C. for the $70 podcast fund 3:10 — The kombucha pour, fake crying about "poopy," pretending to pee himself — all comedy, all profitable 3:52 — Every fake influencer is just pandering to their audience's lowest instincts 4:20 — Algorithm as political manipulation; social media's role in misinformation 4:45 — Red hats, conspiracy theories, and degrading behavior online 5:12 — Lawsuit update: documentation, confessions, premeditation — bringing it to a jury 5:36 — YouTube algorithm prioritizes rumor over reality; employees called out directly 6:08 — People who have no involvement in the case rank higher than the person actually in it 6:32 — Middle East coverage: performative solidarity from TikTokers overseas 7:18 — Confirming the "last video" thing is a bit; explains the entire strategy plainly 7:56 — Formal introduction of the video's agenda/talking points 8:43 — Shane Dawson brought up; transition to child exploitation in media 9:05 — Scary Movie trailer with the prosthetic testicle gag involving a child — where's the line? 10:31 — Horror films using child actors; Exorcist discussion 11:13 — Should YouTubers be legally prohibited from putting their kids in videos? 12:07 — Capitalism as the root cause of child exploitation online 13:10 — Proposal: ban minors from the internet; require ID to sign up 13:55 — Society's sexual hypocrisy and performative morality online 15:11 — Leonardo DiCaprio age gap discourse; women's autonomy in choosing partners 16:25 — Breeding crisis and social shaming 17:01 — Robert De Niro, public figures, and age gaps — the double standard 17:26 — Everyone says the quiet part out loud when no one's watching 18:09 — "We are the manifestations of manure" — philosophical pivot 18:37 — Defending himself against "cult leader" accusations; 26-year-old ex-girlfriends 19:07 — 14-year marriage/relationship referenced as credibility counter 19:52 — Karma theory: bad people are ugly, fat, and sick — their bodies give them away 21:27 — "I'm 40 years old. Go Google the average 40-year-old." OnlyFans mention 22:06 — Alex Jones and Joe Rogan as examples of physical karma manifesting 23:01 — Blaire White and reaction content creators called out for willful dishonesty 24:04 — Charlie Kirk's old clips; the algorithm rewards pandering, not truth 25:23 — The private racism of "moral" people; Uncle Charles going to church and dropping slurs 27:08 — Marlon Wayans "all white people are racist" joke; Onision's response 27:42 — "Who fought for Black people in the Civil War?" — pushback on racial generalizations 28:42 — Leaf vs. stick in water metaphor: safe boring lives vs. impactful chaotic ones 30:29 — Middle East war commentary; being sent to fight wars you don't understand 31:59 — Jim Carrey clone conspiracy theory debunked 32:50 — Stoicism, death, why clinging to life is irrational 33:35 — What actually matters: love the people you love, extend that to strangers 34:33 — (ran out of space) 🎬 Help get NEW Onision videos made! Fund Onision, UhOhBro & OnisionSpeaks videos here: onision.forum/index.php?/cli… (alt link: oni.red)

GOODBYE This video is a no-holds-barred, unfiltered rant straight from me, Onision – possibly my final upload, who knows. I dive headfirst into why Disney ruined Marvel (and Star Wars while they're at it), roast weak superhero tropes, mock forced "inclusive" changes that ruin iconic characters, and tear apart the hypocrisy of online outrage mobs who celebrate someone's downfall like it's a virtue. We get raw segments with Rod Danger and Emo Charlie ripping into everything from female Marvel designs ("tits or you don't get cast"), Cyclops-level lame powers, pregnancy as the ultimate god-tier ability, to implied rewrites of Avengers. Shoutout to McFly for the cursed funding prompt that somehow turned into this Marvel/Disney hate-fest. Along the way: green screen fails, hair disasters, endless "fuck you" energy, Joe Rogan getting personally dragged by me, the little ant, and dark jokes about internet villains getting what they "deserve." If you're tired of sanitized corporate slop masquerading as entertainment, this one's for you. No significant filter, just pure chaotic "truth" bombs. If you guys fund it, maybe Cool Guy Chi shows his face again. Drop a like if you're sick of Disney's garbage remakes, subscribe if you want more takes before I vanish, and comment your hottest Marvel/Disney take below or don't, whatever.. Funding transparent as always – check the pinned or description links if you care about the numbers. Timestamps: 00:00 Intro / maybe last video vibes 01:35 Marketing advice nobody asked for 02:30 Rod Danger intro + green screen chaos 03:13 Marvel women designs roast 04:37 Dark side tangents 06:02 Emo Charlie segment + Avengers script fixes 08:52 Disney hate compilation 10:07 Final words + Joe Rogan send-off #DisneyRuinedMarvel #MarvelRant #DisneySucks #StarWarsIsDead #SuperheroRoast #RodDanger #EmoCharlie #AntiDisney #MarvelFail #WokeDisney #CaptainAmerica #HulkRoast #JoeRogan #UnfilteredRant #LastVideo #DarkHumor #YouTubeRant

this is what happens when you ask AI to remove the text from your meme

Woke up with my hair like this

took a pic from my onlyfans and ran it through grok's updated video generator... 😏👌

Like literally how did we get here…..

@TheGameVerse Final Fantasy XV?

Video game graphics 10 years ago:

@SceneinCinema For broader context...

I just realized that this is the same actor.

@SheKnowsSports Um... huh?

Wait… what?

@elordimescal She reminds me of this:

I just remembered this and burst out laughing

@TetsMakino trust a small amount of people that it's perfect or a massive amount of people that something else is great when it comes to product testing, the answer is clear

the importance of sample size on statistics and how that affects generalizability