I.C. Wiener

@wiremxther lmfao I get that that's bad, but I would use my One Wish Willow to get that kind of attention from women with lead poisoning. So... good for you, but also: sorry that this is happening.

idek why i do this to myself

@KweenInYellow @nukedwest is white balance antisemitic?

Israeli liberal Noga Tarnopolsky attempts to downplay consistent polling showing overwhelmingly genocidal attitudes within Israel by pointing out that life for some Israelis has been "unlivable". 🥴 An entire country of racial narcissists.

Children of Gaza.

@itamarbengvir How did you get this fat?

על כל דמעה של אמא ישראלית, אלף אמהות לבנוניות צריכות לבכות. לבנון כולה צריכה לבעור! עם כל הכבוד לאמריקאים, ישראל חייבת להבהיר לעולם כולו שדם בנינו וביטחון אזרחנו איננו הפקר. לבנון כולה צריכה לבעור. חובתנו העליונה היא להגן על אזרחי ישראל ועל חיילי צה״ל, והמחויבות הזו קודמת לכל שיקול אחר. אמרתי לראש הממשלה, גם בישיבות בינינו: על כל דמעה של אמא ישראלית, אלף אימהות לבנוניות צריכות לבכות. מספיק עם הפינג־פונג. במזרח התיכון לא מנצחים בתגובות מדודות ובהכלה - צריך להשתגע. למחוק. להכריע את הטרור.

@fishontherun02 I could totally go for a 12yo nephew rn. It's the only way you can get into a water park as a childless 40yo. Still have a couple of years before I can yoink my sister's son and use him as my ticket to the wave pool.

Becoming an aunt at 40 to a 12 year-old:

Marrying into a family with kids is so funny. My sister is a non-binary lesbian vegan from Santa Cruz CA who thinks having kids is irresponsible; what do you mean I’m an “aunt” now? That wasn’t supposed to happen.

@wiremxther you deserve it

buying myself a treat i don’t care!!!

@KV100631 @stubbornsticks it premiers today in my sh*thole country because theatres want to die. Sold out in all my go-to theatres. I'll watch it at a megaplex because I also want to see Obsession at least one more time. They're selling out screens that usually have like 20 people max. It's crazy.

@oskar669 @stubbornsticks It’s good

obsession is currently entering the “it was actually always bad” phase of the popular movie cycle

@stubbornsticks I haven't seen bacrooms yet, but I voted anyway because there's just no way

the algorithm being nice to me making this catch steam ooooooo please don’t be weird in my replies anyways, instead of explaining myself any further, let’s do something fun and take a poll! which 2026 gen z “horror” movie is superior!? (there is a correct answer btw)

@vegan_ramen @financedystop I would pay money to see a full uncut workday from start to finish of a 20yo making $300k

@financedystop misogyny in these comments goes crazy you really don’t think a woman can do software sales as well as a guy? lmao

@thechosenberg and there are incels out there who think the reason they can't get laid is a weak jawline. just wet the bed, idiot.

This guy found a gf and yet you’re still single

@cairoasmith If you watch almost any big IP movie in recent years and think that anyone involved was trying to make a good movie, and not the lowest common denominator foreign-market-ready entertainment product, you should stop eating the paint off the walls.

If I was a studio exec I would be losing it constantly. Oh, just make the movies good, of course, why didn't I just do that before?

@odeiotwwt @theloverduras

@theloverduras nossa mas quem eh esse médico mds

eu gosto de ver qualquer procedimento anti idade desse nível em pessoas jovens

@PN92536 I did get tickets in time but every screening was sold out. It was opening week, and the theatres didn't do their research. Only played small screens. This week they're moving it to the big screens. Dragging along everyone. It felt like watching Evil Dead II for the first time.

@oskar669 ah man well i hope you eventually get to see it, it's worth the wait!

yeah sex is great but have you ever watched Obsession in theaters for the 2nd time and noticed all the things you missed the 1st time

@Zephoriel @Tarek_Bae Die Waffen von jemandem zu zerstören der damit Kinder in den Kopf schießt, ist die Pflicht jedes Menschen. nytimes.com/interactive/20…

@Tarek_Bae gut, dass sie vor Gericht stehen. Sachbeschädigung nach deutschem Recht ist strafbar, so einfach ist das.

Sie drangen in den deutschen 🇩🇪 Standort des israelischen 🇮🇱 Waffenherstellers Elbit Systems ein und zerstörten die Technik vor Ort. Elbit Systems Rüstungsgüter wurden beim Genozid in Gaza genutzt. Dafür stehen fünf Aktivisten, Ulm5 genannt, nun vor Gericht. Der Saal jubelt.

@wolftendo @ingmarbirdapp @typeclonghouse @MeyerClarkmjnm Every single person who has "a big house" at 25, either inherited or is in a crippling amount of debt.

@ingmarbirdapp @typeclonghouse @MeyerClarkmjnm The rulebook. The same rulebook also says that if you are not married to the opposite sex, having children and a big house at age 25 you get the capital punishment

it's concerning when time keeps moving forward but you haven't hit any traditional life milestones and you don't seem to be on track to hit them

@ingmarbirdapp @typeclonghouse @MeyerClarkmjnm These kids get all their information from influencers who are themselves kids. I don't have a single friend who planned a child in their 20's. Or aspired to have a career. We went around europe on interrail and budget airlines. I didn't have a stable job until my mid 30's.

@typeclonghouse @MeyerClarkmjnm Where did you get the idea that you’re supposed to do all that by 25?

@hausofdecline looks cosy!

@CassandraEnHalo @nicolelampert They're going to use the same vpn they use to get around the porn ban to get around the social media ban. Starmer wants to tie your posts to your social security number so government agencies can ctrl-f your post history. Merz said so openly. Starmer is smarter about it.

Everything about this clip is brilliant.

@jellyfish3rain @jackiecore666 "Kobe, if you like black people, is another good option." that's a quote

@oskar669 @jackiecore666 Kobe, if you like black people, is another good option. Either way, Raisi was assassinated, so it kind of doesn't really count.