Packy

Alas, my time posting on social media has come to an end. There’s many reasons why, but the most important one is that I’m simply not getting anything out of the experience and want to develop better paths to contentment. If I ever get serious about writing again, I may return.

Doesn’t matter what side of the aisle. Take them all down. If there’s no arrests made then we’re all showing up to DC.

This meme makes me want to start a cover band that reimagines a whole bunch of classic rock songs in ye olde English just for funsies…

Tell me why?

As a professional bald person, I can answer this inquiry, Number One. We wash our face up until we make it all the way back to the nape of our neck. Essentially, you wash the face, the scalp, the whole damn thing.

Self care is highly important

It’s nearly 2 AM and I feel dead, that’s close enough… right?

The User vs. Their Comfort Horror

A caller, gettin' laid tonight. Swisher rolled tight, gotta sprayed by Ike…

Honestly, I’m good either way…

TGIF or whatever…

It me

I think I’m going to start keeping a collection of humorously honest door mats that I change out every now and then, just to set the right tone when anyone tries to visit me.

There’s a lot of talk about the 1st Amendment and freedom of speech by all political sides. Freedom of speech is very important and should be protected at all costs. The key thing to remember is that the freedom of speech is not a protection from the consequences of your speech.

My executives have decided that dysfunction is the only purpose I can serve today. Send help. I beg…

I’ve done too much today, spoken with too many people, and feel like I’ve barely taken any time to relax. I should do absolutely nothing tomorrow (I won’t be able to, but it’s what I should do).

Accurate

It’s s probably not the best way to get through each day, but it is my way. #coffee

I’ve only been at work an hour today and can confirm this is true. I may never get to be done working at this rate.

Lord have mercy…