jordan
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jordan
@paranoid_pascal
little lesbian intern. any pronouns. love smosh, the pitt, and anything lesbian

i absolutely love how deeply taylor dearden does not fuck with kingdon as a ship. it’s so funny

a well placed "ya mama" will literally send someone into a blind rage its the funniest thing ever

“Someone was mean to me the first day I met them so I think they’re bad FOREVER and everyone else MUST hate them even if they know more about that person and have known him YEARS!” Like girl, if people went off their first impression of YOU what do you think would happen? 🙄


if louie, the patient langdon stole the pills from, didn’t care about it being a crime and even showed him empathy then why should i care??



santos is easy to despise, the real golden child of the writers is dr mel king lol idk if it's because the actress is played by the daughter of the breaking bad lead actor but you can tell, that character is made to be loved








