Evelynn ⚢

I am a creature of habit

My partner just described kidnapping as someone that cares about you so much that they are will to take you away from the world and I thought that was very beautiful

@AlicetheWitchy Heyy

@patchworkedlady Yes

Better question: would u hit a girl taller than you?

@BlueAmogusGamer taski maiden charm on my carabiner

@patchworkedlady What are your pain points? What's your problem? What are our business struggles today? Let me help you invest in your future.

People that tweet about muting their hit tweets rub me the wrong way

@gimme_himmy How mean?

@patchworkedlady I have to warn you i have a mean right arm

@coffeething_ Woahh hi

@patchworkedlady I would!

@2_worms The sky!

@2_worms Ahdjfhshhs hi

@faegoeswoof Both?! That’s greedy (real)

@patchworkedlady Yes to both

@shaetastic69 Hot

@patchworkedlady My punches are pretty intimate

@Parambolumberia Awe that’s very nice of you

@patchworkedlady I'd still feel bad doing that to her

@Parambolumberia Not if she likes it

@patchworkedlady wouldn't that be mean?

@shaetastic69 Intimate time

@patchworkedlady Wait are we talking about sex or physical violence

@2_worms Heyyy

Reposting isn’t enough I physically need to be this tweet

@_shmCS Yaayyy!!!

@patchworkedlady Yes please!!!

I swear whenever youre in a bad mood just play like 1-2 league games and you will remember how much nicer your life is when you dont play it. This is like hte most unfun game ever Idk how I could play it for the past 3 years let alone for the last 14 years

@BlueAmogusGamer Futchs

@patchworkedlady Tell me what rubs you the right way.

@_shmCS We should play Arena duos, I haven’t played since like October

@patchworkedlady Arena is nice when in duo

@goobersimulator Oooo, that’s straight up evil wtf

@patchworkedlady probs cause you dont have the flag in your name sksjdjsjs or profile (people will straight up search the flag or words related to trans people to leave evil comments)

@goobersimulator Oh wait that actually makes a lot of sense, I’ve actually somehow never gotten transphobic comments before and idk why

@patchworkedlady i normally hide replies thqt are transphobic or creepy dididi so me saying im muting it is like going "whatever fresh hell you see in the comment section is not my responsibility"