Saint Pendrick 🌓

Boring game someone should score already

Men who can cook .. who taught you?

Nigerians don't relate though, they have eaten all their wild animals.

……ma’am

Na wa o

the first step is CASHFLOW. You need a source that vomits cash predictably and frequently. No matter how small.

Regina Hall was seen without makeup

As an engineering firm in Europe, if your clients are seen on a wildly shared video walking across an active construction site without adequate PPE, it could cost you your operational license.

Your friend probably pulled away because their life is falling apart. It’s not always about you.

When you speak 3 languages and someone who speaks one language makes fun of your accent:

Up for the task ✊

Wait, there were 747 clubs participating in FA Cup?

So after all that drama… the people who skipped the COVID vaccine are just… fine? 🤔

Champions League quarter finals

ADC needs to make it clear to the Tinubu regime and Nigerians that if they are prevented from fielding candidates in 2027 under any guise, they will form a parallel government. This country belongs to all of us.

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“If you are not in danger,” says Sun-tzu, “do not fight.”

In a school where the average student pays 1.6M per session with over 6,000 students you don’t have oxygen tank in your medical center?? An oxygen tank costs about 100k btw, covenant university you did this on purpose!!

Earth isn’t the only planet with humans. Hello no!

Today marks 100 days since Tottenham last won a Premier League game 😲 (via @Squawka)