chibi fadista: feather-poke woman

So proud to announce the release of my debut album: Santos Bettencourt. Currently available only on Bandcamp: jenniferbettencourt.bandcamp.com/album/santos-b… A labour of love 10 years in the making. If you listen carefully, you can hear which songs were recorded youthfully and which were done maturely.

@astroeleanor Virgo venus :O 🙈🫣

Venus is home. 🌹 She just moved into Taurus, her own sign. This is a time full of sensual, indulgent, magnetic energy (especially for earth signs and Venusians). I know we have a cluster of planets in Aries at the moment, but try to cut out some time to slow down at the end of your day, appreciate the beauty around you, attract blessings through stillness, and being really intentional about what and WHO you let into your life. If you have been feeling like your standards are rising, your taste is getting more refined, and you cannot settle for less than what you deserve right now, you are already in tune with this energy. Do you have any Taurus, Virgo, Capricorn or Leo in your chart? Let me know down below. :)

*runs away holdin my titties*

@orchardofbones mono-lingual fucks ruining everything.

@peqs Right??? It feels so goddamn wrong Especially if you're already bilingual like uhhhhhh

I'm going to need twitter to stop auto-translating tweets please, this is garbage.

my pussy safe asf

I need Bar+ to install mini wind machines in the larger karaoke rooms.

I wonder if Telus purposefully switches the hold music they use when I call to try to keep me calm considering how furious their duplicitous pricing makes me.

it always feels like i’m bringing a little too much boob to any given situation

Propaganda Magazine Issue No. 26

whole tl is talking about Quebec and anal sex 🙏🏻 I used to pray for times like these

wrong! nutty putty cave incident!

Starting April fools off with a full moon in Libra is my favorite form of astrological humor

Did Icarus have his dick out while he was plummeting towards the sea? Feel like it changes the mental image for me. I feel like a little toga or whatever the fuck would’ve just flown off. Just embarrassing. Whole dick out and worse than that his hubris

Babe, wake up, cyberpunk no frills just dropped

at a certain age shaving your bush starts to feel just a bit performative .…..

Trying to get a French polar bear to understand English rather than just teaching a dozen French cues to the zookeepers shows a JJ McCullough level of francophobia.

Summertime in Toronto

my boobs r big bc they’re filled with evil and despair #evilboobs