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@surreypomp They’ll wank all over us

Wats the betting Lincoln out spend us next year

Pompey fans making me laugh. Can spell Kosznovszky no problem, but the amount calling Toby Steward Toby Stewart and begging for him to be number one is amusing.

@mrandrewmoon Mate, he’d read a great bed time story. Has to be up there with the most well spoken footballers 🫡

“To be able to do that and help the team out like that in front of the Fratton End just gives me goosebumps” #Pompey defender Ibane Bowat discusses getting the winner against Leicester City bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/p0…

@mrandrewmoon Christ, no wonder they didn’t qualify.

#Pompey winger Millie Alli has received his first call up to the Republic of Ireland squad

@cardman81 @Luke313131 @CamGpfc Alan I suggest you stop following pompey and start wanking. Viagra is available.

@Luke313131 @CamGpfc If you cannot see and appreciate the vast improvements with some additional seating you must be a poor supporter of few years. Look also at all of the safe standing areas, probably where you sit/stand. All these improvements cost the Eisners £M's and we should be grateful.

🥊 ANNOUNCED: Jared Anderson will return vs Sol Dacres on the Fabio Wardley vs Daniel Dubois undercard on May 9th in Manchester, live on DAZN. This is the first fight of his co-promotional deal with Queensberry and Top Rank.

@adamrobertgrand @CamGpfc Blokes not wanking. That’s odd.

@CamGpfc Bloke piles in £50m+ and gets slated. Odd world.

@BetsBeers How much are you these days bud?

20/3/26

@CamGpfc It’s completely bonkers, he’d be way out of his depth and it’s so short sighted with the damage it would likely do to him, we need to keep him confident we’ll need him for league 2 in 2 seasons time.

🚨❌ Thomas Tuchel on Trent left OUT of 35 men England squad: “I know what Trent can give us, and we decided to stick with our players”. “I know his strengths, he’s a huge player but It’s a sportive decision… we stick with Quansah, Spence, Livramento”.

@mrandrewmoon What a relief

Harvey Blair should be back for #Pompey on Saturday Keshi Anderson and Andre Dozzell hoping to be back for Norwich

@Hutchy657 @HancockAnalysis You mean Gary O’Neil the Strasbourg manager 😂😂 why on earth would he come to league 1 bound no budget pompey from conference league playing high flying Strasbourg 😂

@HancockAnalysis Interesting im 50/50 I can only see him going to a club who are in trouble I cant see anyone from the premiership and top half of championship so it only leaves bottom half of the championship.

Johnnie Jackson as Portsmouth gaffer if we go down and Mousinho leaves #hmm (I have a list of like 10 potential replacements depending on our situation)

🚨🇮🇹 Eddie Howe on Sandro Tonali’s future: “The person that matters the most is Sandro. I see him totally committed”. “He's here for the team, not for himself. Forget the noise around him, he's just fully committed”.

@mrandrewmoon @solentsport Decent play 😂😂😂 if we were national league level maybe.

For all #Pompey’s decent play there is a lack of precision in the final third. Add that to a sloppy goal conceded from a set piece and it’s far from ideal. Work required to turn this around, big test and second half coming up @solentsport #bbcfootball

@JamPizza Pompey haven’t got Wigan mate we haven’t been relegated already

GameWeek 37 of the footy system which is currently +324.27pts for the season.

Harvey Blair is fucking useless and has been since he walked in the building. Hes one of those players that’s so shit that when he has a 5/10 game people say he’s had a good game. Genuinely rather have Tony or Price. #Pompey

@PompeyTdog Dele when he can get more at jobseekers

Dele Alli to Pompey, who genuinely says no? #pompey

@FabrizioRomano @lejournaldureal Vini is the biggest fucking whinge going, cunts always crying about something

🚨 Vinicius Jr and Militão vs Getafe’s Nyom after the game. @lejournaldureal 🎥

@pn_neil_allen Sorry thought this was regarding the eisners not opening there wallets to sign a proven striker. Of course that costs real money. Moneys always there for the right player though 🤥

'I can't get my head around it': #Pompey boss John Mousinho fuming after controversial penalty moment at Preston North End. portsmouth.co.uk/sport/football…

@Pompeytucks @LukeEllisPUP Yeah fair point, even if we had yamal and mbappe and Preston bad 7 players we still wouldn’t win as we haven’t won there since 1973, nothing to do with not being able to put the ball in the net. Mind you if we had yamal and mbappe they’d be injured anyway

@LukeEllisPUP There's not one of the 20 or so stats that doesn't say Pompey should have won 3-1. . But not won at Deepdale since 73. So theres the issue!

We’ve absolutely thrown this game away today. That is my analysis #pompey