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@soledadobrien You have to have some degree of sensitivity to humanity and language to detect when something is racist, so most of his defenders are ill equipped from the get-go.

According to video analysis by the NYT, Alex Pretti was holding a PHONE, not a gun. His gun remained concealed until ICE illegally took it from him. nytimes.com/2026/01/24/us/…

"Past or present, it’s not the leaders who disappoint me. It’s the led." nytimes.com/2026/01/15/opi…

Trump has his own Afghanistan now.

Trump can't run this country, but he thinks he can run Venezuela now too?

Trump says Congress was not notified in advance because they have "a tendency to leak."

It's a wonder that Rubio can breathe with his nose so far up Trump's ass.

More idiocy from Trump: first he says "the Monroe doctrines," then after correcting it to singular, he says, "Some people are calling it the Don-roe doctrine now."

What the fuck is Trump saying? "Mental institutions aren't as bad as insane asylums, but we got 'em both." 🤨

@_iamblakeley I use a combo of that, Remove Paywalls 1.0 (note that this one has an s at the end!), and uBlock Origin (both the full version and the Lite version).

Does anybody have a good paywall remover? This website sucks removepaywall.com

Trump is now releasing executive orders targeting private citizens for DOJ investigation simply for expressing themselves. Fuck Donald Trump.

@_iamblakeley Hi! Dan here from Twitch/Rumble. Heard this great local interview with Sen. Merkley last night. First 7 minutes is a great analysis/takedown of Schumer! opb.org/article/2025/0…

More integrity in his little finger than Trump or Vance have in their gargantuan asses.

Trump has instigated a massacre at the FBI. Wouldn't you think the New York Times would blazon a gigantic headline across most of its screen space instead of just sticking it in the lefthand corner to make room for a photo of Trump and an article about Sundance?

@AshleyRParker @JeffreyGoldberg @AdrienneLaF Congratulations! Wishing you all the best, and looking forward to reading your work again after having stopped visiting the Post site.

But I've also always wanted to try magazine writing full-time, and I've long been an admirer of — and subscriber to — The Atlantic. And I can't wait to join the great team @JeffreyGoldberg, @AdrienneLaF and crew already have over there, and are continuing to build. Send tips!

@JamesUrbaniak 🤣🤣

Aung Thin? Call me when he's Aung THICK! Gimme that Aung!

Only literary tweets from now on

If you don't already grow cat nip you better start because it will be a more powerful bartering tool in the future than silver, corn, or cocaine.

My favorite UFO drone conspiracy theory is that the drones are aliens. Specifically alien cats. I like this theory and I believe it wholeheartedly. I, for one, welcome our new alien cat overlords.

@NicholeHiltz Leon Skum 😏

@NicholeHiltz Leon 😂

@NicholeHiltz Gotta return the present now, I guess... ☺️