Al

i’m officially joining the discourse

i blacked out.

oh.

@littlephreak explode. like genuinely

what the FUCK do we do about this

im so sad that i cant serve androgyny like 2010s dan howell

Dan Howell you greedy bitch

theyre calling him the worst face painter at the fair #phanart

phil in september revealing his purple hair streaks for hl live

@shittydnp hiii

Haiiiiii #Phantwt i am Aislinn ASHLINN. i am 22 i am Scottish ❗️ i have been an avid dan and philer on and off for like a decade now. im finally going to see them on tour in brighton and MEEEETTTT THEMMM on my birthday too Waitttt. Pls Rt i want mutuals. Lots of love

@slavicbagel real😔

hatar att få legit skavsår på mina lår för byxor är så shit kvalité att det går hål skitfort bara för ens ben gnuggas mot varandra 🙃🙃 god forbid man har lår och svettas när det är 30 grader

This is my superbowl

@beelzebee copenhagen!!

@alisnotonfire1 i'm sure you'll have a lovely time! what show are you going?

i’ve just realised i’m going to see dan and phil all by myself in a different country and i am shitting my pants

WOKE UP AND REMEMBERED I HAVE DNP TOUR TICKETS

@beelzebee aw thank you for saying that!! that makes me a little bit less nervous :))

@alisnotonfire1 hi! i've done that twice (wad and tit) and people are just super nice and i made friends both time! you'll be surrounded by people who love the same things as you so you won't be alone and you'll have so much fun!

@philisms @scemodan hire a bodyguard i’m so serious stop it

the first massive pizza mukbang was supposed to be the last ever dan and phil collaboration ever. here we are now with the third one being recorded to announce their fourth world tour together, this one celebrating them being collaboratively gay together.

Guys how do I make friends at these events as someone who’s social skills are absolutely awful

#phantwt intro!! done lurking. 19!! been loving dnp since 2018 i also love mcr, linkin park, shadowhunters, rdr2, lis etc! lesbian seeing dnp in copenhagen!!! would love new friends!! bye <3

@phanstorie @dnpstation omg your gorgeous

phantwt intro !! this will be ugly i will update later 19 she/they lesbian I LOVE DAN AND PHIL!! been watching since 2018 ʚ₍ᐢ.  ̫.ᐢ₎ɞ and mcr, muse, mall goth subculture, horror, and concerts :3 LETS BE MOOTS PLEASE #phantwt #danandphil #dnp #moots

A lot of people are focused on VIP which is ofc reasonable. But guys. Dan and Phil's tours are fucking incredible. Everyone who got a ticket today gets to see an absolutely amazing show and will get to hang out with other phannies!