OnlyPhazz

@Dean_Machine_ Did she make a beef wellington?

Monday

Not bad

What are the chances my flight to Europe is going to be cancelled via Istanbul?

Sunday

Every meal prep video starts with "Did you know?"

Made some rocky road for cake stall tomorrow

@ape_descendent Use lube next time

My current bandages...

@PureBredGay @Dean_Machine_ I only saw The Matrix a few years ago

@phazzles @Dean_Machine_ Oh, come on!

I’m sorry to say, but Devil Wears Prada 2 looks fucking awful by every measurable metric.

Fake Monday

Meal PRep Monday: Slow Cooked Chicken Laksa and Rice

Leg day

@Mr_Fanta_Pants Was up at 4am again

@phazzles Sounds horrid

PSA: turn your alarms off

Put your fucking easter trading hours on your mothercunting socials you stupid fucking cunty cuntholey cuntrags fucking cunts. 😡

Yoga flame

@Mr_Fanta_Pants My body wakes me up at like 3 or 4 most mornings

@phazzles Seek help.

Saturday

🇮🇷🇺🇸 New LEGO video dropped. This one is mocking the Knight of the Half Empty Bottle of Gin, Pete Hegseth. This one is FIRE!