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What I would give to hear Hitler's soft, beautiful laugh

@thatgroyper2 my dottir my son, one by one

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The reality is even more ridiculous than the headline. The whole reason for this bridge is so that a handful of isolated and extremely inbred mountain lions in the Malibu area can breed with normal mountain lions on the other side of the freeway to diversify their genetics. One of these inbred mountain lions killed my dog in my backyard on a college campus in 2022. The National Park Service had a tracking collar on the animal and knew where it was at all times. They didn’t give any warning to the college or anyone else. After this happened, they only admitted it was their animal after a reporter questioned them. The animal was so inbred that its father was also its grandfather, and then it mated with its father/grandfather. Mountain lions are not endangered in California in the slightest. There are actually too many of them in this area, causing them to kill each other over territory. The NPS catches all these animals every few years to replace the batteries in their tracking collars. They could literally just drive them to the other side of the freeway in a pickup. The mountain lion that killed my dog was hit by a car and killed a few months later. What a waste.

I just heard a really bad idea You can pretend to be a census employee and give $20 to homeless people for personal info (name dob ss #) and open up credit cards in their name and buy all the Sport Drink you want

I’m currently in Viet Nam and rumours on the street is they have almost run out of fuel. 40% increase in price overnight. They asked China to lend them jet fuel and they’ve said no.

@prof_groy I just use MPC-HC on Windows github.com/clsid2/mpc-hc/…

VLC is shit now. wtf happened?

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I'm racist

I hate that we lost him, but it warms my heart that even in death he broke the boomer selfishness so common.

Nietzscheans are all for "the twilight of the idols" until you say that Nietzsche sucks... Not very superman...

Nobody: Some little kid sharing a hospital room with Chuck Norris in Hawaii: "Walker told me I have AIDS."

People are calling it the biggest falling out since Trump and Elon Musk.

@frenbilt my mom to me after she had the doctor trim off my foreskin

Modern bio can only dream of tech as deep as citrus

WELL, WELL, WELL... AGAIN. My website host BANNED me... AGAIN. Reasons cited: 1. Hate Speech 2. Platform Circumvention GIVE A GOY A BREAK. DAMN.

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Joe Biden is directly responsible for what's going on in the Middle East. His disastrous pullout in Afghanistan or wherever that was was so bad that it caused the current conflict #WorldNews #Iran #Israel #CowboyBebop #TheMunstersReboot #WW3

Calmcat is just resting his eyes.