Locke

Literally everyone who follows me is a psychopath

@notbusterhyman Heck yeah, alpha champion on top

@repeatedfails Mississippi

@cynthialowens Lol that all sounds amazing

@repeatedfails I went to a "moonshine tasting" yesterday afternoon I came home, cooked and ate an entire Mexican meal of which I have no memory just had some leftovers, they're superb 🌶️

Heck yeah it's Saturday

@mmm_yummy42069 Lol we called them "black background websites" or something, edgy blogs about nonsense. I can't even tell you what he wrote about

@mmm_yummy42069 16 year old me would be so disappointed, we used to look forward to his new posts twenty years ago

@HoboMan977 I actually doubted myself for a second after your post, every day has been the same for me this week

@repeatedfails No it’s not

Lady Deathstrike

@AstrosWatcher What the heck!

I'm having a swinger's party at my mansion tonight

@PondFrenAnon Lol no, I don't even know what I'd do. I volunteered at an animal shelter like ten years ago, work wise I'm at a loss

When my job interviewer asks why there is a twelve year gap in my work history

@hundsnus Yes!!! I could watch this any day

@repeatedfails look it!

Hey the heroes at @VinegarSyndrome actually put together one of the original, more racy "dirtier cuts" of Dirty Work! Can't wait to see it. Norm! youtu.be/neDdNOxjH7U

@NatSocBull Lol I didn't even think twice about it, but now it's permanently in my brain

Once again the weather channel has lied to me about thunderstorms today I can't express my anger

@NatSocBull A total gangsta

“Uhhh, yeah I just didn’t work for 12 years.”

@osnacku2 I've always wanted to do this, but I don't leave the house

I attached rockets to the back of my bicycle and they accidentally launched me through the third floor windows of a federal building