still same

buy pretty shiny bring home put in nest

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If you want a fully immersive "postmodern design hellscape" themed dining experience I highly recommend dinner at The Cheesecake Factory from a design perspective that place is fuckin wild and I'll talk a little bit about why

@nickykens OOP

Go to Settings → Privacy and Safety → Data Sharing → Grok to turn it off.

@samanthaeulala If you screenshot, you can then go to your gallery and long press on it and the link will come up!

Real question: when companies put a QR code on Instagram or their mobile app and say ‘scan for more info’ how do I scan it if I’m already viewing it on my phone? Is there something I don’t know about

@hayzul_nut Keep a spare set of contacts in your glasses case or toiletries bag whenever you travel—don’t want to lose a lens in the pool or whatever and then be stuck with glasses the rest of the trip

@hayzul_nut Change your case every time you start a new set of contacts so it’s sterile If you wear waterproof mascara, put your contacts in AFTER your makeup bc that shit is impossible to get off contacts if you accidentally smudge it

@hayzul_nut @helloitsdiana Biotrue (the nice stuff) is cheaper at Costco than the generic for some reason! And keep a small bottle and spare case in your glove box, nothing worse than trying to drive home half blind with dry contacts

My all-time favorite movie. Wrote a 15-page analysis of it in college (it only had to be 3).

@ladlelikeaspoon I have this too!!!!

@nickykens phone • messages • chrome • spotify

@julp OH OHHHH hup hup hup

Hold my calls I’m taking a trip to Roku city

@ladlelikeaspoon Pull it over, spin, clips, spin back, arms

One thing I love about @rainbowrowell's writing is how she describes normal-looking love interests with such rapture. This passage hits home for me; I was called "shark" by my own crappy boyfriend and others in high school for having a big, ugly nose. Maybe it's a loveable nose.

@Kennnaughty This is the biggest mood, I feel your pain and my heart goes out to you. I’m so cavalier about holes in walls now that I’m back in a newer build. Who cares!!? It’s so fixable!!!

“And who is your primary care doctor” three different urgent cares in a trench coat, babe

@hayzul_nut Bahahahahahaha 💀