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@rwbfitness @Emilio2763

@rivetdrunk @Emilio2763 You can’t compare hanabie to BabyMetal, it’s like Metallica and slipknot; rock≠same

ベイビーメタルはテイラー・スウィフトよりも優れています。

@pika_nekopanda I do not recommend taking the trains in New York City if you are from Japan you will die from the shock of it all.

日本では通勤・通学の時ほとんどの人が電車を利用するけど、アメリカはどうなのかな？🤔 あと日本の電車は時間通りに来て時間通りに到着するよ🚃 電車の中は基本誰も話していなくてものすごく静かなんだ

@rwbfitness @Emilio2763 What of it?

@rivetdrunk @Emilio2763 Completely different styles

@oToFu0_102 @Forgotenhero @GOROman Thank you for adding that, I forgot to include warau in my lesson plan.

@rivetdrunk @Forgotenhero @GOROman 更に遡ると、wwwは笑う（Warau）が元で昔はwwwではなく笑笑笑（WaraWaraWara）などと打たれていた。その頭文字を取ったということ。

Hey, 海外ニキ達、今日は日本のTwitterを楽しむための大事な事を教えるぜ grass = lol

@kengakusha1 I'd say it's more disappointment than hate?

俺のタイムラインが1日で急速にワールドワイドになったので ものすごく勉強になった しかし一つ謎がある アメリカの人はカナダが嫌いなのか？

@tanomuzeA Add a TV and it's ideal male living space.

🇺🇸アメリカニキ達は これが最高だと思ってるって本当？😳

@Satohunt1776 When I first started watching anime in the 1990s, most Americans thought all anime was hentai if they were aware of it at all. It was less embarrassing to be found watching pornography than anime then.

日米友好の影役者にHentaiがある事を敢えて伏せておこう。🇺🇸🇯🇵

@Chris841179928 @Emilio2763 And?

@rivetdrunk @Emilio2763 Even if you add up the monthly listeners for those two bands, they still don't reach the 3.4 million monthly listeners that Babymetal has on Spotify 🤣

@ChristianHeiens Yeah James lost the plot many years ago.

James Lindsay is now counter-signaling anime. I’d say the curse of counter-signaling will eventually come for him, but he’s already blown up his reputation so it’s a bit of a moot point.

@Forgotenhero @GOROman Grok appears to correctly translate wwwwww to lololololo most of the time but not always with grass. wwww looks like a bunch of grass so 草 (grass) became the shorthand.

@GOROman Oh is this that W thing?

Bringing the US "9mm vs .45" shitposting culture to the Japanese audience is now my highest-performing post it seems.

@buraunko wait you never had penis inspection day at school? Interesting.

ペニス検査の日って何！？！？！？ 何の事を指して言ってるの！？！？！？！？？？？？？

If any Japanese accounts see this... I would like to try Ogura toast, is it delicious? A teppanyaki restaurant near me used to have red bean ice cream but they betrayed me by removing it from the menu so now I get the matcha flavor.

@sigsawa Now you will receive replies that say things such as "9mm may kill the body, but .45 will also kill their soul."

自分の書き込みもすぐに外国語になって世界に拡散すると思うと、もう迂闊に、 「９ミリパラベラム弾こそ最高。４５コルト口径とか時代遅れ」 なんて呟けない。怖い。 両方好きだよ。ただ、９ミリしか所有したことがないだけなんだ。言い訳。

A restaurant and bar near me has a sign now that says a 20% gratuity will be added to any party of two or more. Guess I'll only be going there solo.

I went to a steakhouse in Miami, paid the bill, and they automatically added a 20% tip. When the waiter brought the check, he said: “That tip goes to the whole establishment—if you want to leave something for me, it’s extra.” I didn’t add anything else—20% is already too much. He gave me a dirty look, like I was robbing him. This tipping culture is out of control.

@uchujin17 If you show it to people from New York, a war will also break out.

いけないのだフェネック。イタリア人にシカゴ・ディープデッシュ・ピザなんか見せたら戦争が始まってしまうのだ…！！

@himajanainodesu There are some places here where you can be arrested for example if you had a copy of Comic LO, it is a complicated topic.

海外だとロリコンは重犯罪と聞くが、ココナのポストに海外先生から変態リプが来てちゃんとロリコン先生がいると分かり安心した

@shikishinobu I love a good plate of gyoza with a cold Kirin Ichiban.

親愛なるアメリカの友人たちへ　 素晴らしいBBQ文化を教えてくれてありがとう　 お礼に私の地元に伝わる世界最強のビールの友、円盤餃子を紹介します

@SyAcYoU_JAPAN 南無阿弥陀仏

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