RoboMam

Liz Kendall is saying anybody just over the pension credit limit can apply to the Household Support Fund.... This is from my local councils website. I'm not in debt with my utilities accounts. So it's another fib from the government. @leicesterliz

@paullewismoney @Moneybox @BBCRadio4 4 x 1 x 240

Why am I showing you this? All will become clear @moneybox starting just after midday @BBCRadio4 but you must wait til the end to find the answer! Meanwhile - and don't look it up - how many of these to the pound then?

@ADBrnw3 @EricIdle Oh behave. We have rules and regulations.

@ADBrnw3 @EricIdle You can own a handgun/rifle. There are rules, regulations and licences. It only took 16 children plus 1 teacher . It has never , happened again. We do not have school shootings, we do not do "active shooter drills". Farage is a C U Next Tuesday.

Vile man.

@UKLabour Guess disabled folk can get wrecked then? All this hard working people? Im tired of this narrative being pushed demonising folk for not being hard working. Everyone looses out my friend , everyone. Step in so everyone gets help.

This Labour Government will not tolerate fuel companies profiteering and hardworking people losing out.

Now is the time for every combatant to be warned in no uncertain terms that schools deserve the same moral status as hospitals – protected places – and the same protection under international law. theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

@EshaAA33 @littlemore20 Good for him.

British comedian Stewart Lee has decided to boycott performing in the U.S. while President Trump is in office What is your Response to him ??

This man is awful.

@MichaelRosenYes Yes. I can. 😀 Im not quite over 70 . Thats at the end of the year

Question for over 70 year olds: can you remember your home phone number from when you were a kid?

@BotFinderUK @TheGamesGone_ Please dont use the words spam, spazzy, spakka or spastic. Its ableist and for some disabled people like myself triggering. You can call people daft twats or whatever, but please dont use those words.

@TheGamesGone_ Are you a spazzy?

My old work - mate went down to vote in Gorton and Denton but was running late, 9.56pm. He was asked who he intended to vote for and when he said 'Reform' they tore up his polling card and didn't let him vote. No matter what side a person is voting for this SHOULDN'T happen. The police came when he kicked off. Other people were still allowed to vote. They arrested him, just for trying to vote! Later transpired it was a copy of 'Men Only' magazine he had, not a polling card, and he actually lives in Macclesfield, but that's not the point. He was late because there was no bogroll in the boozer he was drinking in so, after having a dump, he had to squelch to Tesco Express to buy some Andrex then squelch back to the pub bogs to complete the process. He hadn't even washed his hands. He didn't get bail because he did a forearm smash to one of the arresting officers and loudly sang 'drinking and driving' by The Business, until they finally subdued him, even then he gave the name 'Dingly Dell' until he was eventually gagged. What's Britain coming to?

‘Like’ if you’d like Stephen Yaxley-Lennon (self-styled Tommy Robinson) to be given asylum in the USA. ‘Repost’ if you’d really like that to include a travel ban on ever coming back to Britain.

I seem to have upset the @Nigel_Farage fan club - so let me be clear. This man sows hate, lies and division. He is a grifter and a conman. He does not represent the vast majority of Britons. RT if you agree P.s. multiculturalism is great.

@WildRefrain @elgato Ill be waiting with interest Mr Wild... ( Maybe I should have said Mr Pond, James Pond ... but then your not a robotic goldfish in a C64 game . Google Robocod .... Gwan I dares ya )

This might be the best drop @elgato has ever done... its about to change the game 👀

@BasicKekinomics @gilescoren I doubt a three year old would say that .

@gilescoren My three year old came up to me and said "Dad, America is not longer a safe place for decent people. You know in your heart that you must cancel our holiday there." I was floored. Three year olds should not be forced to grow up this fast.

This morning I cancelled our family holiday to America. I cannot in good conscience take my wife and children there and tell them they will be safe. The United States is no longer a place for decent people. thetimes.com/article/78f404…

Reform is stuffed full of Tories who failed Britain. Same people, same chaos and decline.

@Rekt57v @euanmccolm I think Sir, that you know what I was getting at .

@robomam @euanmccolm How would I feel about what?

will never not be wild that women had to go to court to prevent this man from watching them undress.

@Rekt57v @euanmccolm Everyone is entitled to their opinion my friend, I have a trans Grandson (female to male) but what if it was your sister, mother, daughter etc. How would you feel ?

@euanmccolm Indeed: Who'd want to see these trolls undress

@Nicktacula Arggghhh the Nicktakula has landed. Women and Children to the longship!! 😀 love from Mews

I'm Back 😎 It's been 5 months since I last went live, so come celebrate my birthday & my return to Twitch on Wednesday, Jan 28th! Time TBD Can't wait to catch up with you all! I've missed it & missed interacting & chatting with everyone💙 Hope to see you all there 😎

@haveigotnews Nude interpretive dance ...

Can you fill in the missing words of this headline? 🤔 Our favourite comment to this Missing Word Round (and the actual answer) will be revealed on Tuesday's episode of In The News This Week, the Have I Got News for You podcast! 🎧 Subscribe here: podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/in-…

To anyone who thinks that what happened in Minnesota was right and just . It wasn't.

@SmiggoM @NetworkRailBHM @MidlandLangar Arse

@NetworkRailBHM @MidlandLangar Do they get a bath first because i imagine it’ll smell

🍽️ We’re set up and ready to welcome 300 homeless people this afternoon for a free festive feast 🎄 The city’s most vulnerable will enjoy a hot meal, entertainment and gifts This is the 8th year we have hosted this community event with @MidlandLangar ➡️ gloo.to/FWzY