Teddy

A lady posted NO MAN CAN TAKE WHAT GOD HAS GIVEN TO ME and I replied WHERE IS UR VIRGINITY and she blocked me Did I say anything wrong?? 🙆🙆🙆

When you realise your friends only hang out with you because you're good looking.

Tipping is a cancer. Just pay waiters a real wage and stop guilt-tripping customers.

Bro didn’t go on vacation, he went on a side quest collecting diseases like Pokémon💀 ‘Gotta catch ’em all’ wasn’t supposed to be literal.

I light it up like it’s part of my soul, no hesitation, no apologies. The smoke calms my storms and fuels my thoughts. I’ve made peace with this rhythm—rolling, lighting, inhaling. This isn’t just a habit, it’s a lifestyle, and I’m never letting it go.

For those who are employed: what’s the most challenging part of your job??

everything gotta be calm and calculated

I was just leaving the supermarket when I spotted this gangster … hood up, serious face, the whole vibe I got a bit tense… only to realize it was my old Grade 6 mate ,Innocent. Me in my head: “Bro… put the gun down, Innocent. We used to share biscuits at break time

Yall be grown in age but immature AF in the mind omg 😱

Phones are wild… we really just sit around tapping glass all day.

"You love being treated like a lil babyy huh?" ME:

Just imagine when you blow a blunt then your woman showed up 😋😋😋

fcking on yo couch & then letting ppl sit on it is wild to me

A lady posted NO MAN CAN TAKE WHAT GOD HAS GIVEN TO ME and I replied WHERE IS UR VIRGINITY and she blocked me Did I say anything wrong?? 🙆🙆🙆

LL Cool J son and bodyguard Najee Smith 💪

Guess the Animal name!

I wanna stare at someone from across the street then disappear when a bus passes

smoking weed was never the problem, it's when you start to LOOK like you smoke weed😂

2pac once said : "forever isn't forever so just be my baby til whenever & if shit goes sideways just be my friend til we get back together" 🤍

Look at yourself and look how you planning yourself 💯💯

I miss him ng!