@bod_repuplic Me wey dem born 2004 sef meet egg roll @#80
That year dem go give me 200 and I go buy gala eggroll and drink
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شامل ہوئے Aralık 2024
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Egg roll 50 Naira!?😂
Just because we give you permission to lie to us doesn't mean you should use lie to finish us.
TG OMORI@boy_director
Told this kid I used to buy egg roll with full egg in it for 50 naira in senior school and they looking at me like I went to school with Alvan ikoku
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@bod_repuplic That year wey if you carry 5h come school for three days your teacher fit call your parents to confirm if na them Dey give you the money
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SoSoValue@SoSoValueCrypto
🚨SoSoValue Flash: Ceasefire Hopes Dashed, Geopolitical Risk Premiums Resurge 💥 Core Catalyst: Trump’s Address Defies ExpectationsTrump’s national address failed to deliver the anticipated ceasefire. Instead, he signaled 2-3 more weeks of intensive strikes on Iran’s energy and defense infrastructure, stating the US "doesn't need Middle East oil" and shifting the burden of Strait security to other nations. 🔍 Key Logic Shifts: 1️⃣ Expectation Reversal: The narrative has shifted from a "swift resolution" back to "escalation." Iran has dismissed ceasefire rumors, with the IRGC hardening its stance and demanding total US military withdrawal. 2️⃣ Strategic Decoupling: Trump’s dismissal of the Strait of Hormuz’s importance suggests the US may be less concerned about global oil supply disruptions during its strike campaign. 3️⃣ Military Ramp-up: The Pentagon is doubling A-10 deployments to target pro-Iranian forces and maritime threats, extending the conflict timeline. 📊 Trade Setup (SoDEX Assets to Watch): Watchlist: $USTECH-100 | $XAUT | $BTC Market Risk: With US markets closed Fri–Sun, we enter a dangerous "escalation window." Expect elevated oil prices and rising rate hike odds for the ECB and BOJ due to inflationary pressures. Volatility is back with a vengeance. Is it time to hedge or wait on the sidelines? #Geopolitics #Trump #SoSoValue #TradingStrategy #Macro #Oil
QME
The stage of “God help me ,I just lost my funded account ”
😔😔😔😔😔😔
Jêññîfer💖✨✨@jennyslayer01
Which stage should we call this??
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@Didibradon “I need help” no be cry out again?
Abi na different English all of us don Dey speak 🤷♂️
GIF
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Doctor strange talk say after 5 years I go enter multiverse of madness 😔😔😔
GIF
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Nothing concern these ones with wetin dey happen for Jos. Dem just dey knack dey go 😭😭
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500 email account created😳😳 but my power Bank remain 2%. Make I go meet Michael faraday and Benjamin Franklin wey dey junction.
na me and carding overnight.
GIF
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Godddd😭😭, small chill from email I don go put plaster of Paris powder instead of salt for garri.
Carding don curse me o
GIF
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@beegarte @flames_collins Abi na the mama go show up with flowers for the mvp in the house
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@flames_collins If she doesn’t value me, her mum will…
Next time she cheats, I’m showing up with flowers… for the real MVP in the house
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@flames_collins When i small my mama Dey always tell me “know your onions”
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@UTDmickolo Everyday I Dey discover new name for this app, mhen 🤣
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@ShadowPulse202 @Wizarab10 Mean say e fit no reach December at all
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@Wizarab10 If you start to dey trek from now, you go reach Nigeria before December
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This babe flew me to Dubai for 3 nights. Because I refused to have sex with her, she abandoned me there without booking my return ticket. We did not discuss sex before travelling. I thought she just wanted to dwell in my presence.
Now I'm stranded.
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