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Eu abrindo o Twitter de manhã como se fosse um jornal.

ayoo ke pantai

WKWKWKW STRESSSS 😭😭😭😭😭

“i like your personality" thanks, i have five more.

makasih ya semuanya untuk selama ini

there’s genuinely an audience for everything so just do what you actually enjoy

It feels like Earth was designed perfectly for us, rain falling from the sky, food growing from the ground, yet somehow we’ve built a world where people need good credit scores, multiple jobs, and 40-hour workweeks just to survive

It's hilarious when companies try to make it seem unethical to only be at work for the money. What other reason would I be here???

💭 suami lagi ngobrol sama si bocil (3th) di kamar. mereka ngomongin qurban. sender denger: 👶🏻 ayo yah ayamnya diqurbankan 👨🏻 ga bisa, yg bisa diqurbankan itu kambing, sapi, dan unta sender, dari depan kamar: 🧕🏻 .....dan naga

apaan anyink 18k, ini rupiah udah bisa masang minor dni di bio ye?

asbun temen: “lu kalo dapat 1 M per hari juga bakalan gemuk cuy”

Due to the high cost of energy, the light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off.

Physician: Your body has ran out of magnesium. Me: 0mg

being in your 20s is so crazy because every year you’re like a completely different person

quiet people are actually talkative around the right people

i believe in re-reading and re-watching your favourite books & movies at different stages of your life. the plot never changes, but your perspective does.

Life is now so serious. Money hits your account and instead of celebrating, you’re calculating which problem to tackle first.

ternyata bener ya trauma tuh kayak lu mengalami accident, gak mati, tapi cacat seumur hidup. “time will heal, time never heals its just adapt the pain”.