Sam

@Everton @HuddersfieldUni Missed a trick not getting it to punch a corner flag imo

Great to welcome Harold, @HuddersfieldUni's humanoid robot, to Hill Dickinson Stadium for our open training session today! 🤖

And we'll fight, fight, fight. 🤖

London has fallen. Sadiq Khan arranges yet another Middle Eastern event in the heart of London.

There's something painfully ironic about the Harry Potter slop reboot trailer starting with the sentence: "I told you: you're a normal boy. And you're going to start acting like one."

16 games this season at Hill Dickinson and no ticket for the derby. Hopefully @Everton reward fan loyalty next season as this ballot system is absolute bollocks 😂😂

All timer kit that

BBC Sport have just done a feature on what football will be like 2036. Back in 1994, on the football show Standing Room Only, they looked at the future of the game. This one from 32 years ago was more serious.

So get your toast on and get moving… 🎶

£47.5m is more than double Everton's breach that led to a Premier League record sanction of 10 points being deducted (it was recalculated to 6 on appeal) While this is a different charge, the commission said EFC "gained no sporting advantage" but still agreed a deduction.

‘EastEnders’ star Danny Dyer has said that Britain needs “some sort of reset” in a new interview with Rolling Stone UK. Speaking to the publication on 11 March, he said: “Misogyny, sexism, homophobia and racism are all on the rise again. We’ve regressed as human beings, so we need some sort of reset, don’t we?” He also expressed his fears over the current social and political climate in the country. “We’re just so f*cking divided right now,” Dyer said. “The working classes, no matter what colour your skin is, are fighting each other and the elites are taking the f*cking p*ss. He continued: “It’s now very apparent they’re taking the p*ss, but instead of everyone coming together and looking up, we’re just fighting and blaming each other. It’s petrifying to be honest with you, I don’t know why we’ve digressed so much as human beings.” 📷 Getty

Funny how Spurs had to get a Tudor in to confirm they’ll beheading down.

🔵 Jarrad Branthwaite just told me in a post-match interview for Premier League Productions: 🗣️ “That Jordan Pickford save is the best save I’ve ever seen. I don’t know how he’s pulled that off. That’s how much of a top goalkeeper he is. When he does things like that it’s magic.”

Thierno Barry's goal against Newcastle was the first time an #EFC substitute scored a winning goal in a Premier League game since Idrissa Gueye against Crystal Palace in November 2023.

If Dubai gets levelled then they can't even check dental records for identification because they've all got the same set??

Mad how he actually does these things every week for us like

Anyone know if there has been 3 players with the same starting letter of their surname score for the same team in the same match? Some nerd please confirm

Premier League home wins: Hill Dickinson Stadium: 25/26 - 4 (so far with 6 to go) Goodison Park: 24/25 - 5 23/24 - 8 22/23 - 6 Blame the ground tho, worst and most lazy shout going.

Everton player pulls hair red card Tete just pulled Semenyo hair and nothing given Armstrong gets goal disallowed for jumping in front of player Unal jumps infront of their player last night nothing given @FA_PGMOL tells me it’s not corruption

It would be great for @FA_PGMOL to get an explanation on why these similar situations had different outcomes. Both resulting going against @Everton