Maleficent

Kodwa ke nyani the first thing you think of when someone tells you about the passing of their loved one,is to be there for them physically. Cacile ke ba funeka siqale sibuze ngoku ba seniyifumene na death certificate. Lmfaooooo ey ey ey

Another thing people don’t talk enough about is how many friends you lose when you’re pregnant.

As Xhosa and Zulu people, a funeral and a wedding are treated the same. It's your day, dead or alive you will be honoured with a full day. Shade us all you want. We will be there from 7 am till 7 pm to khunga the family on either ocassion.

I attended a wedding this past weekend and the marriage lasted about thirty minutes. The bride told the groom in the run-up to the wedding, “Do NOT smash the cake in my face. DO NOT.” His buddies all got on him about being a 'PU$$Y and showing her 'who's really in charge of this marriage...' he smashed the cake in her face, and she walked out of the reception and had the marriage annulled.

i have baby fever the same way dads do. i just wanna see how the kid will look, nothing else interests me. 😭

Enca made a post saying “AT LEAST five people died in the Cape Town storms” and some lady is asking why they said “At least.” Now people are explaining that it’s not the kasi version of at least 😭😭😭

We’re going to have to start telling the truth soon about all this oldest daughter nonsense….

Yall always bragging about not having no kids but wanna celebrate Mother’s Day bc you got a dog.. please go to hell 🤣🤣

The concept of forgiving is so foreign to me 😭. I don’t know how you guys do it so effortlessly but it shocks my system all the time. Like le batho ba sharpo guys jokes aside 🥹

If women are the problem .Why do men want more than one ?!

My sister’s talking stage is taking her on a getaway, I’m sick right now.

“Rihanna didn’t ignore Ayra, that never happened. She has met other Nigerian artistes before and there was never any issue. Nigerian culture is respectful, unlike South Africa where they are afrophobic and xenophobic. They also carry this superiority mentality just because they’re mixed.” — Lady replies South Africans for crying after Rihanna snubs Tyla.

Not immature at all Mfazi this is not normal. Baby mama is still in love with the guy and hopes that in doing this he will see her and remember where they come from, slip up and cheat on the wife with her. She’s waiting for a window to do to the wife what the wife did to her.

Bafazi inoba I am immature angeke mina ngithathelwe indoda then come kiki in your face never bafazi ngeke ! anyway casspers baby mama celebrating mothers day with his wife 😒😡

Last time I laid on a guy’s chest, I heard females in there laughing at me😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭