adam dowsett

@frandomrank Here he is!!!!!!

#yorkshireholidayupdate we're off to a cracking start. Did a food shop on the way and had my retinas poisoned. Mother in law wearing a vest in the fridge aisle. They were like the eyes of Satan looking at me. No amount of therapy....

I'm sensing the need for an @frandomrank mother nibber post

@frandomrank @vsshostak

@vsshostak What's your secret?

Ask me anything you want, I'll do my best to answer👇🏽💙

@frandomrank @cheerfulclips Yeh that'd be me!

@cheerfulclips Imagine being one of the people who had to tell their family and friends that they were beaten by a duck.

Duck runs in a marathon and gets a medal

@frandomrank No doubt another stranger danger den boy that probably orders 2 1s of each.

#Norfolkholidayupdate Eating ice cream and Father-in-law just referred to Hundreds and Thousands as 'Thousand-and-ones'. Love that man.

#Norfolkholidayupdate there's always one really shit holiday day and it was today. Lost a child for one heart-stopping moment, had to go to Great Shartmouth, spilled a whole bottle of veg oil. Never mind, Wells tomorrow and a pint of Doom Bar in the pub with dinner tonight. Bonza

@frandomrank Oh no we're heading down wells direction today, best get my finest sex partner call ready,

@frandomrank Making it sound like an accident......

#norfolkholidayupdate Was pulled to safety seconds before ending it all on the pier earlier. Don't worry, I have come to my senses. I'm going to get a hypnotist to make me forget that I saw her stepping out of the shower this morning. Have stopped bleaching my eyes now.

@mothernibber @frandomrank Hello

Ohohohooooh, thank you @frandomrank for the mention. Yes I will be making a special presentation at the end of your course. My fetid clitoris! Book early for front row seats. If you've seen those whales performing at Seaworld, you'll know what to expect! (Bring waterproofs).

@frandomrank Yessssss!!!! Long live Norfolk holiday updates!!!!

#norfolkholidayupdate after a looooong absence, we're back with your updates from lovely Norfolk. That's right, I've willingly trapped myself in an enclosed space with a thundercunt again. Expect swearing.

@frandomrank Stole them???? The poor fuckers probably willingly gave them up to get her the fuck away from them!!!!!

#norfolkholidayupdate We got kicked out of Cromer and the whole town had to be fumigated to get rid of her crabs. Went to Sheringhan instead. She stole chips from a seagull.

@frandomrank @anon_opin Hell yeah brother!!! #arewereallymiddleagedthough

@anon_opin This is the truth.

Every middle aged man just wants to be left alone. You cannot fathom how strong that desire is. To fulfill our basic obligations and then for the rest of the world to fuck off. Quite happy in our own company thanks. We dream of just being left alone.

@frandomrank @RealHughJackman Shy???? There's nowt moist on there!!!!!

@RealHughJackman Almost perfect Mr. Jackman, a bit shy on the gravy, but I hope you enjoyed every mouthful.

This week’s cheat meal. Discuss.

@frandomrank @RealHughJackman Mate that looks like we could get in it, sail the loch of Nessie and go fishing for her!!!!!!!!

@RealHughJackman Where was this:

@uzyjojo Awwwww, I know that feeling I keep trying the wife for another but noooooo 😪😂

@schmukems So very cute. Taken 4 years to be in the frame of mind time get another dog. So far it has been a good decision x

Almost 3 weeks with this little one. No-one said it would be easy 🤣🤣💜💜

@frandomrank @marxculture Osbournby

@marxculture Aslackby

@frandomrank @stephsecretwit Would definitely like to see that film 🍆😉😉😘

@stephsecretwit Clear and Present Danger

describe ur 🍆 using a movie title

Ps for every tweet replying to this saying #YesIndeedy #ComicRelief by 7:45pm I will donate £1

@MartinSLewis #YesIndeedy #ComicRelief