beepling !!

i spent thousands of hours learning japanese and flew halfway across the world to confess to the only girl i ever felt any emotions for. she rejected me on the spot and i spent the next three days crying alone in my hotel room. tomato sauce over rice with a protein shake

@roundandorange @wuthuh some still do

@wuthuh We still do

@yagadigital i actually like it there too, i just didn't expect to see it brought up on my feed

@sevenwheeldrive I like it there

Your soulmate could be waiting for you in Prince George, British Columbia. But they aren’t waiting for you

@jaxsondartgroyp @near667 @PainIncognito @0xCursr @DailyMail @h_alexander checking in from the end of April just to let you know that yep it's still a banger

@near667 @PainIncognito @0xCursr @DailyMail @h_alexander Banger

Nick Fuentes' secret twin sister: Inside the elusive 27-year-old's life... and her VERY surprising views trib.al/FMJV4Om

@autythm i love this website so much

>wake up in the middle of the night >tweet "nigger" >go back to sleep >it's my best performing tweet in months

@fleshsimulator beast mode

I will have you know that was an adult man that I dosed with acid and left in the woods

@pentriket03 USAID fundie or low iq? call it

cashier: look buddy, it's transient, shifting like water

@OriginWx lmfao real

JUST IN: Cure for cancer announced

when i first started learning japanese i didn't know anything about japan or the geography or culture, and someone mentioned to me that they were moving to Hiroshima and i had to find a way to ask them like "wait Hiroshima isn't that the one like.. that like.... didn't they like......... isn't there like.............." luckily this person was kind enough not to make my look like an absolute fool and told me flatly "they rebuilt"

@Howlingmutant0 the best part is that his subtweet there might be the only funny thing he's ever written

Local comedian (?) inadvertently reveals he views comedy as something akin to pulling teeth, makes bizarrely inapt analogy

@doranobiinu @FreeAll_protest perfect hashtag

@FreeAll_protest 警察官大変だな 外国人は体がデカくて力があるから。 こいつはすぐ倒れたけど… テーザー銃🔫は絶対必要だよ ＃移民はもういらん

今日東京新宿新大久保

@BlockMeta @peepeepingus if i had my way you and everyone like you would be publicly tortured and maimed for my entertainment. i am not kidding or exaggerating

@peepeepingus can u try holding a banana i wanna see something

big onion

ive been running an social expeimrent : asking foids on twitter if the y would cheat on bread cat with clavicular if give the oppurtunity.. the respoinses will tell you a lot aobut female nature.. or... is it nuture? 💭🤔

@RatedM @nexta_tv anything for the family

@nexta_tv he did not "tried" to chase the monkey away, he was successful. look closer.

😰 Watch this: tried to chase away a monkey — burned alive In India, a man used a long metal pole to scare the animal off his property but hit a power line. He was electrocuted and did not survive.

@Howlingmutant0 @m3thbong @BoolinFool wait but seriously what was the context here

@m3thbong @BoolinFool

@Howlingmutant0 never meet your heroes... 😔

@Howlingmutant0 "finally, i have a reason to actually read Nietzsche"

Wow I’ve gotten so many Goodreads follow request nice to see the sharp uptick in literacy

@pentriket03 @Howlingmutant0 patriot

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