Elias

If you want action you get turnt into past tense

Fat dudes will never truly reveal themselves to you.. Out of pure fear

Peach rings are the Calamari of the Candy world

If you have a good relationship with your father, it’s honestly gay as fuck an you will be judged for that

@ekolq How I be staring into the mirror after bussin in a torta:

@Samflann2Evil You have the best videos bro

@monkeyfairylady X*

I gotta live in the world

@goober222222224 When you got a wicked boner and da boyzzzz reach over to help outtt🤣🤣🤣😲😲

@skycatskydog God made this, son

shout out eagle scouts and the beautiful trails they make

Hopefully if I ever go to prison I will still be known as the funny guy who doesn’t really fuck

Holup was it called broke back mountain cus he was breakin his back up dere😲😲🤣🤣Ohh

@killUinbed N both accounts is crazy

@DaTootMonster @monkeyfairylady I respect coming to her defense Roast retracted

@sicksyl @monkeyfairylady at least blue or purple dawg

White people don’t “flirt” We just send texts like this.

Xaviersobased on the shore of Albania (2018)

james charles was so real for this idk

@killUinbed Why you always blocking peoples name out on shit Hate shamelessly

Throwback Thursday