Scott Bailey

@ManUtd Getting slapped by Brighton reserves…. But bringing in the United “DNA” and going to a back 4 was all that we needed?

Goal. Welbeck doubles Brighton's lead.

@ManUtd Get Ten Hag back in!

🔄 Our first change of the evening is in the attacking third. #MUFC || #UEL

@samuelluckhurst The hardest watch of any premier league team United are. Amorim gets this team in the top 8 he wants a statue building and freedom of the city!

HT. Forty-five more minutes of drudgery from United. PAOK analysts gutted they're not winning. Amorim can't arrive soon enough to deprogramme these players and liven it up. #mufc

@ManUtd Sack the wannabe Walter white useless prick

Goal. Solanke opens the scoring. #MUFC || #BOUMUN

Do the right thing @SkyBet and take the Gravenberch part out the bet.

@GoodVib97146744 @KieronBaldock @racingblogger The Wolf and the Stallion lovely

I live in so many peoples heads rent free, it's honestly flattering. Grown men chucking their toys out of the pram over me year on year. LMAO.. It's absolutely brilliant. 😂

@cmayfield8 @samuelluckhurst Been better knees in a brace but not having this waffle

@samuelluckhurst How was it good? Take your blinkers off your so full of shit. He cost 80 million you daft fucker

@talkSPORT Get VAR involved!

Low blow or fair shot? 🤔 #UsykDubois

@SharpBrett Bruno 🙈🙈🙈 he completed a pass yet this season

@SharpBrett Casemiro and Bruno been worse than them all along with antony. Scary how much we’ve spent and how bad we are

@samuelluckhurst Spending 80 million on antony and letting fernandes misplace 25 passes a game is a bigger problem. Never mind not having a single midfielder who can run!

United haven't scored, don't have a striker on and the striker on the bench isn't warming up, never mind on the pitch. While the striker they bought is unavailable. This is poor planning. #mufc

@jack__jonas Let us know when the first gig is 🙌

@sid_bailey 🤣🤣

I do one Facebook marketplace search for beginner dj decks and now TikTok thinks I’m a DJ 🙄🤣

@jack__jonas No comment

@sid_bailey You mean flat like the water level cos water doesn’t curve?

Someone offers to make you a coffee and brings it out looking like this, wyd?

@jack__jonas I’m with the theory it’s now triangular

@sid_bailey Prove it

Smart motorways are not smart they’re fucking stupid

@fudgeywid Oh yes! Look at the prices of her though! Outrageous that

@sid_bailey it’s back…….