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@sidneyalli

#FriarFaithful #XOTWOD 🇲🇽| 🇺🇸

Bakersfield شامل ہوئے Ağustos 2011

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Circe@vocalcry·23h

The bobs and vagene to cannons and microbiome pipeline

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thoughtcrime@thoughtcrime___

she’s a 10 but has a fish head and no cannons

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nazzo@nazzobetweeting·21h

so actually the microbiome needs to come from the vaginal region of france, otherwise it’s just sparkling pussy

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I appreciate you.@DeeLaSheeArt·21h

If you hate Meg thee Stallion then you hate me and guess what, let’s fight about it, ho

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meredith@noyeahobviously·1d

We do not need to be helping weak shitty sperm fertilize eggs, that’s how we get people like Theo Von

Zoya🕊️@Zoya_ki_batein

A nanobot helping a sperm with motility issues along towards an egg. These metal helixes are so small they can completely wrap around the tail of a single sperm and assist it along its journey

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mecca ;)@spinbackmecca·1d

we just left the movies & my bf goin get in the car and say “you act like Joe Jackson”

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Dubzy@DubzyOnceAgain·1d

Fucking my fish head Asian wife right in her perfect microbiome pussy

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Adam@adamemedia1·1d

Nah. Fuck that terrorist.

GoldenSeries@series_golden

Happy 41st birthday to Gal Gadot!

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bean smoothie™@beansm00thie·1d

plan A is to lock in, plan B is to blow my shit smoove off

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The Best@Thebestfigen·14 Nis

Bioluminescence in the sea is one of the most beautiful natural phenomena that exist.

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Elizabeth Booker Houston@booker_squared·2d

*Me being forced to read another 92 pages of the Supreme Court taking away my rights all because Metheny and Metthew voted for a white nationalist because they believe that taxing the rich puts their $27,942.53 annual salary and double-wide trailer at risk*

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Marie🧚@glitchu__·2d

genuinely how it feels whenever I remove my last pad

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slim flurton ❄️@restinghoefacee·2d

& fuck Chris Brown

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sidney@sidneyalli·2d

@mireyanotmaria I switched up on the Santa Fe salad and I don’t even remember what I got instead but it grossed me out so bad I couldn’t go back for like two years. Missed out on so many salads

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electrolit de fresa-kiwi🍓🥝@mireyanotmaria·2d

@sidneyalli noo what happened

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electrolit de fresa-kiwi🍓🥝@mireyanotmaria·2d

i strayed from my usual tincup order and i dont like it

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⚔️@eurydicejones·3d

#lies whenever i quit the smell of za still caresses my nose like a freshly baked pie left out to cool on a windowsill

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𝗞lark@KnightClawk·3d

i would support abortion even if i believed life began at conception

Lancesico 🇱🇨@Bornakang

What’s your most UN-WOKE opinion?

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mae :3@mae2h·2d

as a former baby i want to be aborted

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Babies don't want to be aborted. Babies don't want to be aborted. Babies don't want to be aborted. Babies don't want to be aborted. Babies don't want to be aborted. Babies don't want to be aborted. Babies don't want to be aborted. Babies don't want to be aborted.

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sidney@sidneyalli·3d

@mireyanotmaria thank god my passport doesn’t expire for 5 more years I would die

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