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@hollqnder81 listening to “love me back” by max mcnown and then “high and dry” by steinza to get the relationship to breakup feeling 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️ and then listening to “twice” by carson wallace cause they can never let go of each other

drop songs 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

good morning gay people on my phone make sure you piss homophobes off today by shipping their goats together

@stcney_ @marsupialqueen i’m gonna dig and try to find it for you , i’ll get back soldier 🫡

@sirdami2 @marsupialqueen link pls 😭😭😭😭

choosing to interpret this as hangman feeling bitter about waiting for rooster to propose when they were together

@duckiesrthebest once you see it you can NEVER go back

ive fallen victim to hangster which is exactly wht I feared

@midwestdhampir ME ME ME LITERALLY EVERY BOX

i need more narusasu moots who also like sakura and more sakura moots who ship inosaku and hate s*sus*ku WHERE ARE Y'ALL AT ??

@vntgeprosprty i can’t even lie that yuri vampire sasusaku fanart got me okay but in a super toxic should not be together kind of way 😞😞😞

straight sasusaku ASS 🚫💣💢💩 yaoi sasusaku ASS 🚫💣💢💩 yuri sasusaku ASS 🚫💣💢💩 anything sasusaku ASS 🚫💣💢💩 sasusaku is ASS 🚫💣💢💩

@shikasasu @slutchiha kiba got fleas 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

@slutchiha orochimaru got aids, jiraiya got gonorrhea, whatever sasuke got he got it from naruto ass, kiba got fleas

what stds would the naruto characters have??

@peekoloko this is the best comparison i’ve ever seen its so truthnuke

when i see whitsantos shipped romantically it feels like those scenes form ouran where the twins are doing weird shit to eachother like no babe that’s your brother

@dimeurz @wolfnothaley holy shit it’s so accurate 😭😭😭😭

@wolfnothaley if hes not smug as hell then is he even jacob seresin

jake can you lock tf in. fawk

@heavensbeehalls this broke me in unfathomable ways

sandra hüller you cannot say this about eva stratt and expect me to go about my day normally

@meowsuke72 like let’s be honest with ourselves now 😭😭

people talking down on sasuke to ship naruto with their fav like naruto wouldn’t throw all the naruto side characters in a fire just to keep sasuke warm 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

@dimeurz I LOVE THEM SO BAD THIS IS SO CANON 😭😭😭😭😭😭 i love reading fics that include this premise , it owns my heart and soul

hangyote childhood bestfriends headcanon my beloved.... bc why were they so annoying together 😭😭😭😭😭 they have the chemistry of two long lost friends whom once picked apples at papas orchard

@rxyndumaurier and then the “females” ???! oh i know you’re lyingggg 😭😭😭😭 you avoided a BIG problem

was talking to a stud and i took ten (10) minutes to respond bc i was doing something else, opened ig and saw her note saying “females play all day im going back to bein a ho”…

@Moraaqjj @lachancenaomi27 every fuckin time 😭😭😭😭😭

@lachancenaomi27 That one friend that’s so woke they loop right back around into conservative values😭😭

@gelleytoast why is sasusaku suddenly good and unrequited tragic yuri wait

Vampire yuri sasusaku 🕯️

@zxhnlsip YOU GET ITTTTTT

an interesting perspective take for narusasu’s brothery label thing

@OpG0D_ @cylesb1an fucking what 😭😭😭😭😭😭

@cylesb1an Itachi had aids

I’m gonna die a virgin just like Itachi did

@astrocoochie @dacrepit “you’re kindve an animal” has me ctfu

@dacrepit which is crazy bc you’re kindve an Animal

im incapable of sexualizing like. ryan. as himself. in any capacity. hes like a friend i worry about. same with grace im just not able to do it idk man.