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SkyMutt
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Responsible for all my successes and failures. Accountable for all I own and all I owe.
Texas, USA شامل ہوئے Ocak 2013
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@MickeyBlowtorch Record it from your office and nicely play it back for her
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One of my admin girls is very heavy-footed in heels. It’s odd because she’s tiny. The admin area is next door to my office and all day long all I hear is her walking back and forth. Clop clop clop clop clop. It’s all I can hear and it’s starting to drive me absolutely bonkers.
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Sometimes I like to tap on the temp gauge on my grill like a nervous Soviet reactor officer.
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I’m staying in a hotel in rural oil country and their internet is out, cell signal is minimal and intermittently working, the television is coming in and out, and I didn’t bring a book.
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@sky_mutt Are you accusing Magic Johnson of being Light In The Loafers
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Another day dawns & some will yet believe that Magic Gnomes attend to heavy tasks while everyone sleeps
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@sky_mutt I do not Knit dammit. I Pearl only. I’m a Specialist
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Guess we will be staying in East Nashville this weekend.
Metro Nashville PD@MNPDNashville
For your weekend planning, the KVB Bridge will be closed all day Sun for filming of the 911 Nashville television show. The scene involves an Airstream trailer winding up on the top of the bridge by a tornado. If you see this Sun, remember: IT IS A STUNT & NOT A REAL EMERGENCY.
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That time when Roy Clark stunned the audience with his tap dance routine
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@MickeyBlowtorch UM? 1 Acre land ~$2000. Must be between Biggs AAF and the NM state line!!!
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Judas Priest has just released their version of the legendary Black Sabbath song "War Pigs"
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