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Remember when the biggest concern for the country was an MP showing a bit of shoulder...Those were the days #covid19UK #SelfIsolation

@MattCas04807118 Start by turning on your cooker

That’s how to start your day.❤️

@Lovandfear I may have been somewhat mendacious with the truth...

If you're a writer, write “I lied.” Without writing, “I lied.”

Heroic stray dog prevents baby stroller from rolling onto road just in time. This dog may be a stray, but it has a great heart.

@LASHYBILLS Serves the croc wearing cat abusing little shit right...

A mother forced her son to slam his PS5 the same way he had slammed her pet cat.

@Debss2500 @TotalSmeghead89 If they're not really friends why would you want to go for a coffee with them?...

@TotalSmeghead89 I get what you're saying but they're not really friends, if they were I'd agree with you. Its quite inconvenient too as they want them fed at specific times so would be nice to just be offered to go for a coffee!

Ok, is it me...if someone asks you to go to their house on Sat and Sun to feed their pets, would you expect them to at least take you for a coffee to say thanks?

@allybrawls Thank you...come again

White Kid assaults shop owner. Owner drags him outside to protect his goods and whoops his ass till he passes out. Lesson learned the hard way #fafo #streetfight #virałpost

@JBradshaw17775 @AvonandsomerRob You should write a song about it...

@AvonandsomerRob Fuerteventura. I went for a week a few years back. Not enough for me to do. Got there on a Sunday, Nipped over to Lanzarote for a day trip on the Monday, Bored shitless by Tuesday, and wanted to go home by the Wednesday.

Where's a place that you've been on holiday that you'd never return?

@BOURNYBOY76 @AvonandsomerRob It's hard to find a baby sitter sometimes...

@AvonandsomerRob Fuerteventura prostitutes approaching you in Broad daylight while walking with with 2 children

@iamicaniwill @adamlambert Maybe you should start...

@slashdotdashdot @adamlambert I don’t drink

So deserving of the golden buzzer. I’m getting @adamlambert vibes for sure. Insanely talented #BGT

Can't say "bloody' .... fuck right off #SundayBrunch

Can someone check on Karl, he's repeating himself...my grandmother showed the same early symptoms... #SundayBrunch

@vanessahodgesx What do you mean "Middle class"?... #SundayBrunch

@slashdotdashdot No, not only has he not blocked me, he follows me (and I’m middle class) 😂

Karl, is it just you on this hashtag moaning about empty cups today 😂 #sundaybrunch

Fuck sake we were doing this in school 50 year ago... #SundayBrunch

Good luck Tom.. #BGT

Karaoke king... #BGT

He's not as good as the "Where's my keys...Where's my phone" dude #BGT

What...and I can't stress this enough.....the actual fuck is this shit, bring back the tumbling kids #BGT

@TVShowTopics Cry more bro...

Alisha being underwhelmed? If he was black she would have been standing clapping. #BGT