Dennis Dockery

I don’t want to overreact but after the 1st inning of the 2026 season I’ve seen enough. The Detroit Tigers are your 2026 World Series Champion

@RichStapless Now do black/white skin makeup! Explore the space!

Did the president of the United States not just celebrate the death of a Vietnam war vet? Yeah, miss me with the MAGA snowflake outrage.

@grahamformaine When you what?

When I get elected, I am not going to vote to confirm a single nominee that comes out of the Trump administration.

@RepTeresaLF Biden’s inflation was 9% for nothing at all

BREAKING: Every package that arrives at your front door will soon have an 8% Trump War Tax.

@jackunheard @nickshirleyy What does an architexture critic know about investigations

Wow. Candace Owens says Nick Shirley’s reporting is “made up” and “stupid” She says it’s impossible for a “white boy” to do that kind of investigation. This is how you know @nickshirleyy is killing it. Jealousy shining through.

@arlenparsa Tell us about the family businesses they both ran.. Something about AOC cleaning houses with her mom? Riding in from the swanky suburbs..

AOC graduated with honors from Boston University with double degrees in Economics and International Relations. Markwayne was the only Senator without even a bachelor’s degree. Hope that helps.

@K_AminThaabet Last 10% makes it all go

Cenk Uygur is 40% Shrek, 40% lower IQ Mehdi Hasan, 10% Rodney Dangerfield, 10% restaurant grease

@_sn_n Wait, who made the trades?

Jimmy Carter had to give up his peanut farm

@freep Literally getting dumber

Plymouth-Canton students walk out to oppose ICE for 2nd time this year freep.com/story/news/loc…

@10minutedrill I’ll wait for the comic book version

🎭 Dr Jill's revenge Dr. Jill Biden just announced a new book to share HER version of Biden's exit from the 2024 election After Kamala used her book to call Jill Biden "irresponsible," for pushing Joe to run, Dr. Jill's response is sure to have fireworks of its own.

@Section344Lions Dickerson is also fantastic so that’s cool

I love Jason Benetti. I do think it’s pretty lame if you’re the Tigers broadcaster & you can’t even prioritize Opening Day. Good for him honestly & good on the Tigers for supporting him. This is the first time I’ve viewed this as annoying. But it’s Opening Day. Come on.

@JakeCan72 @heyitsmeCarolyn Free country. Lib Busters can pool their lentil money and beat the corporations with better products and service. The only limitation happens to be libs’ Achilles tendon, hard work.

Pepsi couldn’t compete with Coca-Cola. So they bought Taco Bell, KFC, and Pizza Hut to sell more Pepsi. Then spent decades lobbying to keep the federal minimum wage at $7.25 — unchanged since 2009. The savings from consolidating locations funded the lobbying. The lobbying kept wages flat. The flat wages kept lobbies closed. The guy in the video below just wanted a Mexican pizza. $7.25 an hour. Nobody wants the job. Lobby’s dark. He ate it in his car — and completely came apart about it. This didn’t happen by accident. That is the direct result of a corporate consolidation strategy that started because Pepsi couldn’t beat Coca-Cola. Pepsi spun the brands off as Yum! Brands in 1997. One company now controls KFC, Taco Bell, and Pizza Hut. Same consolidation. Same lobbying. Same wages. Trump is pursuing antitrust action against Google, Live Nation, and Big Ag for exactly this pattern — consolidation that kills competition, suppresses wages, and extracts the difference for shareholders. Yum! Brands fits the pattern perfectly. The trust-busters have a list. It should be longer.

@mattmarlinski In fairness, spring breakers aren’t preparing for a quiz

@NewsHour The Karen Coalition

A coalition of leading cultural and architectural preservation organizations asked a federal court to stop the Trump administration from carrying through with its Kennedy Center reconstruction project. It's the latest development in an ongoing fight over the very look and architecture of the nation's capital, and a referendum on the power of the Trump presidency. @JeffreyBrown reports.

@GianmarcoSoresi Because podcasts are more interesting than the overproduced woke schlock. That was the point.

lol saying this on Theo Von’s podcast

@_robyn_smith Wait until the political parties get up there

Why does it cost less to build a base on the moon than high speed rail from sf to la

@jarvis_best Toro!

I was in my leather-bound home office applying fresh beard oil the other day when I heard a knock at the door. “Come,” I said. My wife poked her head in. “Perdón por molestarte, mi amor… solo quería ver si querías algo de comer. I made some tortas and thought you might be hungry.” I said “Rosalita Marie, we have been over this. You are to prepare my meals and leave them outside my door, then knock three times, then leave.” “No, no, ahora. Right now. I miss you. Mi cuerpo te extraña… I misses you so much. I want to spend time with my husbant.” “I appreciate your sincerity Rosalita Marie, but the alpha males online need me too. Civilization is at stake and I must fight for them.” “Ay, pero that’s why you need me. Ven, mi amor. Let me take care of you. I’m so alone in my big bed without you.” “Rosalita Marie!” I snapped. “Absolutely not. Not until I have secured a future for my fellow alpha males and white race.” “Te necesito. I need you tonight. Don’t leave me like this… sola y caliente. We have been married now 18 months! Siente cómo ardo por ti. Touch me before I lose my mind.” “I am sorry Rosalita Marie. Not tonight.” She left in tears. It is hard to bear this cross, but I do it for you. All of you. The real heroes.

@NoContextHumans Variety pack of slices and breadsticks

the machines level of confidence is inspiring

@kevin_smith45 @EmmaVigeland @DemSocialists No profits were harmed in the signaling of her virtues

@EmmaVigeland @DemSocialists And here you are. On an app owned the richest man in history. On a phone made by another billionaire. Wearing a shirt made by a slave

Asking for trouble wearing my 🔥 @DemSocialists merch at the airport

@cliftonaduncan Kilborn for sure

Kevin Nealon was the Weekend Update anchor when I was a kid. He was effective because he came off as a news anchor reading the news, not a comedian doing a bit. Same reason I preferred Craig Kilborn as the original host of The Daily Show.