Janice Gelb

I’m dying

The Olympics pairs figure skating competition is today so thought I'd post one of my favorite descriptions, from humorist Dave Barry

Do You Remember America Before Trump? NEW VIDEO! WATCH! TAKE OUR COUNTRY BACK. Let's get this to 1 million views fast. Please retweet and quote tweet.

@CBSNews Proud to say this person expressing all of our helpless rage is a friend of mine. Thanks to the community in Minneapolis for protecting their neighbors, standing up, and showing up despite the arctic cold and ICE clearly being out of control in regard to protesters.

"I'm 70 years old and I'm F***ing angry." Protests continue in Minnesota after 37-year-old ICU nurse Alex Jeffrey Pretti was shot and killed by federal agents as they tried to arrest him. Saturday's killing comes less than three weeks after a U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement agent fatally shot Renee Good, also 37 years old, in south Minneapolis.

I doubt that even Steven Smith's wildest positive-thinking fantasies when he was trying to get to sleep last night featured Australia getting four wickets before lunch. #TheAshes

@RadioFreeTom @Patterico This is my favorite.

"We even got them to agree not to pass the healthcare subsidies that we’ve been working for. You know, the ones average Americans rely on. Here’s how we did it: We asked, then they said, 'No way,' and then we said, 'Okay.' That’s how you win." mcsweeneys.net/articles/great…

Donald Trump: Best in Show

I would have let him go like a Roomba. #Trump #TrumpEpsteinPedoFiles #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice

That’s no ballroom…

"We aren't *endorsing* Nazism we are just trying to corrode all moral standards that would prevent it from returning"

Thought that was a Republican group chat for a second

The wildest part about the largest protest in American history is that the president’s response was to post a video literally proving the point of the protest.

x.com/allenanalysis/… #NoKingsDayOct18th #NoKings Jessica Tarlov: Americans are marching on #NoKingsDay because Trump brought corruption, election denial, autocracy & a gold-plated grift to the White House. Tarlov: "I wanted to go over a few of the things people who are going to be out there on the streets peacefully protesting are upset about. Starting with the basics:  Signing an executive order to do away with birthright citizenship which is literally in the constitution.  Sending troops into blue cities.  Unilaterally implementing tariffs which congress gets to do.  I already talked about the 170 Americans who've been locked up.  Cracking down on the First Amendment, detaining students for op-eds you don't like, targeting law firms, universities.  Reallocating funds appropriated by Congress. Making billions off of crypto scam.   The Trump administration has defied one in three judges that have ruled against him. You're seeing that from judges appointed by Reagan up to Donald Trump that are saying absolutely not. You are breaking the law.  All of that is what "No kings" day is all about."

I made this in jest because I’m finding it hard to believe that a text message exchange would sound like a Jane Austen novel written by a cop. Completely Believable Text Message Theater - sound up.

"Where for art thou Grandpa's rifle? Once a bawcock I am now maddened to the point of distraction! Forgive my brevity, I am trapped in Orem and must return to the drop point posthaste." - Tyler Robinson text exchange

@thefrankwu Turned a corner at the Seattle MoPop museum and there was your art!

I wouldn't put it past him...

@Ksessions_05 Another sports-related note - one of Matt's better efforts youtube.com/watch?v=16ZlBg…

Doing numbers