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@bullinthecouve I want!!!

What do we have here ?

@Mr_hung3 @LaneClearwater oh, he's no good, can't even put it all the way down

@jaketapper did he make it?

50 years ago today, daredevil Evel Knievel tried to jump Snake River Canyon — 🏍️ 🐍

@eyeslasho since there is no such thing, yes, its whatever you want

@kamaltalwar79 @NoContextHumans Yeah, but a Large Penis.

@NoContextHumans Hepatitis a and b and c positive, hiv positive, syphilis positive...ahh whose report is this 😟

I FUCKING HATE @StubHub — They sold me 2 tickets to a Fugees concert and then said, whelp, the seller won't sell them and we aren't giving you a full refund. WTF!? Never again! @Ticketmaster is not any better. Fuck them all!

@crazyclipsonly Meanwhile in Minnesota

Kids floating down a river on ice

@NatGeo LET THEM!!! And they better stay out of the hospitals too.

So many people are turning to unpasteurized milk in search of a natural health boost, it’s been called a “raw milk renaissance.” Public health experts are dismayed on.natgeo.com/3sPIqpo

Humiliate this tiny man. Expose his lies. Show how much he hates this country and himself.

@iPhone15Ultra Completely agree!

I'm sorry but Apple really needs to replace their uncreative iPhone Wallpaper Team

@assassinscreed I'd be okay with a month early! ;)

Assassin's Creed Mirage has gone gold and is coming out a week early! 📀 On behalf of the entire team, we can't wait for you to explore 9th Century Baghdad with Basim. Your journey now starts on October 5. Save the new date! #AssassinsCreed

@clownworld Yet, people get murdered for much less.

@LibertyCappy She speaks for ALL children, including the ones forced to pick from scraps. This is a dumb meme.

@InternetH0F How bout cross them and keep them cross the whole time. And stare into the magnifying glasses they be wearing.

@AdamKinzinger And everything is through the lens of the damn phones.

It’s like the beetles for the elderly

@CNN Do they need to have a meal? Maybe they already had food, depending on their caloric intake daily threshold. Why do we assume all guests need to always be eating?

Suppose you’ve suddenly learned that you have guests coming over for dinner in 15 minutes. What would you make? cnn.it/456pi4Z

@InternetH0F That's a very selfish response. You have a mouth and a butthole to offer. No need to sit out, you are ore than just your penis.

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@appltrack I simply could care less about this company. Its a means to an end. So many other platforms.

Twitter/X has just been updated with a new app icon on iPhone 📱‼️ Which logo do you like better?

@renato_mariotti Frodo, Samwise, and Bilbo

Henry

@LuckeyGinger Barbie has nothing to do with faith or family. Those are your own ideas leaking out into the experience you make for yourself. Lol

Thinking about watching the Barbie movie? I'd recommend sticking to getting outfit inspiration and skipping the theater. Here's why: The Barbie I grew up with was a representation of limitless possibilities, embracing diverse careers and feminine empowerment. The 2023 Barbie movie, unfortunately, neglects to address any notion of faith or family, and tries to normalize the idea that men and women can't collaborate positively (yuck). Pros: 💅🏽 Margot Robbie's performance 👗 Stunning costume design 🎵 Amazing soundtrack Cons: 🫣 Unfortunate portrayal of big dreams causing anxiety instead of inspiration 👎 Disappointingly low T from Ken 🤰🏼 Unfair treatment of pregnant Barbie Midge I really wanted to enjoy it, but ended up feeling let down 😔 @american_girl, please don't take notes on this one 😅