Softboy👾

I miss you everyday💔

Soon as you tell somebody you on twitter they think you watchin porn

I hate interviews give me the fucking job or else

@softboyg maybe he didn’t… but you might 👀 find out in my bio link (it's 🆓)

IS HE G4Y OR WHAT??? WHY WOULDN’T HE WANT TO SEE A B00TY BOUNCING 😭

post & delete is one thing, but do you ever be typing a tweet and mid sentence just be like nah i need to shut tf up 😂😂😂😂

ur username on socials being ur full name unless ur famous is crazy i fear

Me changing their contact name after they make me mad

fuckin hate it when im tryna spell a word and my phone can’t do it either😭

My laundry hamper is full again

divorced parents be meeting at store parking lots exchanging they kids like it’s a drug deal. 😭

idrgaf if a movie is “good” or “bad” when i’m seeing in in theaters. if there’s a big ass bucket of popcorn in my hands, i am having the time of my life no matter what

My contribution to society is I don’t speak when I’m not educated enough on a topic

this might sound weird, but the best person for you is not gone be your type

My coworkers be giving it their all & I be on twitter

one thing about me ima find another job 😂 tf u mean u been here 15 yrs 😭😭

Being liked at work comes with so many perks, you could be late as hell and everyone is just happy to see you..

“Can we reschedule” OMG YES PLEASE

i love people who put trash in their pockets until they find a trash can

i feel uncomfortable around tall people, what if they lick my head😭😭

“fuck this job” *goes to work*